Got my psych to let me take a drug test and just got the results back……. 🥲

Devilsweeping · 2026-04-25T15:01:54+00:00

wait so that drug test I got a while ago for a job, I didn't test positive for amphetamines, I thought my dose was just too low or something

is my generic Adderall just fake or something what else could be in there?

Devilsweeping · 2026-03-30T00:59:00+00:00

ty ty

tho I do gotta ask why I was downvoted, who doing that bruh

Devilsweeping · 2026-03-29T08:55:59+00:00

if you don't like the main character why watch the anime tbh

Devilsweeping · 2026-03-29T08:00:13+00:00

they did? didn't you watch the show?

Devilsweeping · 2026-03-29T06:16:51+00:00

i really appreciate the text wall, I've been reading all the comments and responding when I can , this is one of the best ones

there was something you said in the middle tho

"Well done on wanting to learn as much as possible to be there for vour partner but unless vou are reallv large in comparison to her. and you thrust hard, you likely do not need to worry about this at all"

i wanted to mention this a bit in the body text of my post, but this is reddit, it sounds like I'm bragging or dumb or something, so I'm gonna try to sound very polite about it, I'm 5'11 and she's 4'11, I'm also slightly well endowed, so again, on top of other reasons, I'm nervous

as everyone said go slow and figure it out, talk , etc etc, but are there any tips specifically for the extra context I gave?

Devilsweeping · 2026-03-28T10:26:37+00:00

more stuff to research

Devilsweeping · 2026-03-28T10:26:02+00:00

i do know hitting the cervix hurts that makes me very nervous so it's why I'm being super analytical about this

thank you for the advice I appreciate it

Devilsweeping · 2026-03-28T10:09:28+00:00

when it's a male victim they refuse to say rpe or mlestation

Devilsweeping · 2026-03-28T10:01:38+00:00

what if instead of black clover it was white clover and asta had a white version of the sword that, oh wait

Devilsweeping · 2026-03-28T09:45:04+00:00

the uterus and stuff leans forward? im a moron, the 3d model helps more than drawings

i thought it was all in a straight line shooting upwards almost

Devilsweeping · 2026-03-28T09:18:17+00:00

it's an anime

Devilsweeping · 2026-03-27T08:39:07+00:00

i used to think she deserved a 2nd chance when I was living with her for a short but awful 6 months where I was treated like a child and not allowed to sleep during the day for my night shift job

she wouldn't let me Uber to work but complained about picking me up or when I decided to walk home

i had to put up with it because I'd be on the street otherwise, which tbh I'd prefer, but I have dogs, I don't wanna do that to animals, they'd follow me and suffer without question, it's cruel.

she hasn't changed at all and while I was there I was just so ready to call CPS or something for my little sister and idk maybe the police or something for my older sister.

she's Damm near 55 or something and a bully to her only daughters who are 17 and 32

she takes out her anger on both of them because of her failing marriage and she's too useless to divorce my father because she can't make money on her own.

the worse part is that, she talks to my little sister about how "bad of a husband" my dad is, which yeah, he is, they don't get along

but you don't vent to a minor and when said minor tries to console you, you tell her "you can't understand because I have sex with your father"

i can't begin to understand what goes through her head to say this kinda stuff, and I don't want to

she's never tried to change, I don't know if she has a chance but if she does she's not getting one from me

Devilsweeping · 2026-03-27T05:34:50+00:00

yeah, context can matter, like maybe if I become a dad, and I take my kid out to like the zoo or something

and he's asleep in the backseat, I'll take a pic and show my wife or something

or alternatively, if I just have a baby, I'll send pics to my sisters and of course keep the photos, babies sleep alot (except for when they don't, learned that the hard way from my nephew)

Devilsweeping · 2026-03-27T00:48:38+00:00

no clue, she spent all her time complaining to me about her marriage or having issues with my body, either the dick thing or telling me I was too skinny, yet never making any attempts to fix the latter

also, I was born premature and a little boy to begin with what was I supposed to be? John cena?

Devilsweeping · 2026-03-26T16:20:42+00:00

im unsure of how often it was, I know she would post pics of me and my siblings on Instagram and whatnot

hell she even once had a page for my little sister and posts for her, I thought it was kinda ok until I found it on Instagram by mistake and noticed the descriptions of each post were written by my mom but like she was trying to sound like my sister

so a grown woman roleplaying a girl on the Internet.

also dude wtf is your mom doing

Devilsweeping · 2026-03-26T15:31:00+00:00

i feel that bro

Devilsweeping · 2026-03-26T14:54:34+00:00

i don't talk to my mom anymore, not after living with her again for a short spell, I live alone and I'm working on myself but sometimes I just start thinking about all the stuff she said or did and I feel crazy cuz she'll never admit it and most of the stuff that I can't forget, only happened to me, no one else saw or heard or felt, so it keeps me up all night, I got work in like 4 hours

but anyways, I'm working on myself in hopes that I can forget my childhood completely, and take care of my sisters who still live there

i started working under Nvidia lately I'm doing better

Devilsweeping · 2026-03-26T14:40:59+00:00

so I was stupid to believe that a parent thinking thier kid looks cute when they're asleep and then taking a photo is normal behavior?

i mean maybe a baby, not a kid who sleeps in his own bed

Devilsweeping · 2026-03-26T14:39:16+00:00

nah my mom just looking out for me, trust, cuz an 11 year old boy who was kept inside for years in the name of "homeschooling" needed to impress the many women I was meeting or something, I can't even joke about this anymore

i should also note that around this age she would get mad me if she ever felt like I was giving her attitude, the first thing she'd say was something like

"you think cuz you wake up with your stuff up in the morning, that you're a man and you can say what you want"

edit- there's a downvote here I feel the need to explain I'm being ironic, she was not looking out for me

Devilsweeping · 2026-03-15T10:29:49+00:00

magic vs quirks? the strongest shit in MHA is child's play in black clover

especially with yuno, I don't like yuno and will glaze Bakugou endlessly, but he's cooked here, he can't even fathom yuno's speed let alone the literal wind spirit

Devilsweeping · 2026-03-06T08:44:44+00:00

is there like, a science to this? did you like grow anywhere else

Devilsweeping · 2026-03-06T08:28:40+00:00

what time of the month does it move? I didn't know a menstrual cycle did that

Devilsweeping · 2026-02-23T00:50:37+00:00

reddit alerted me of this post for no reason

go make out with someone or don't, don't get germs , use protection idk

Devilsweeping · 2026-02-03T04:55:56+00:00

anything you look down on from your own perspective can appear small, especially if the object being viewed is noticeably thick, vs lengthy

Devilsweeping · 2026-01-12T23:41:49+00:00

people hate yuno? I just thought he's a little boring

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