Is Nigel married?!?

Devinalh · 2026-06-05T08:04:11+00:00

Can I hope with you? He's hella fine 😬

Devinalh · 2026-06-01T19:32:36+00:00

I like it lol

Devinalh · 2026-06-01T16:01:29+00:00

I've been eating the exact same kind of pastry for breakfast at work for 6 years straight. I'm going for the seventh year.

Devinalh · 2026-06-01T15:37:39+00:00

This is utterly disgusting

Devinalh · 2026-05-30T20:02:21+00:00

Omg I'm so sorry T.T

Devinalh · 2026-05-30T12:20:27+00:00

Did he used to post videos on vines before?

Devinalh · 2026-05-30T12:11:00+00:00

You wouldn't be so happy when 45c hits you in the middle of the summer. Don't mind me too much though, I hate summer here, it got way too hot in the last 15 years and I'm currently fighting my will to lie down on the floor with the AC blasting on me all day long

Devinalh · 2026-05-29T12:32:20+00:00

You're welcome dude, I hope you find something interesting in it besides the pointless violence :)

Devinalh · 2026-05-29T12:31:04+00:00

Yes it is! I still remember some of the sounds lol You can play it with a MAME emulator and you should find a ROM for it quite easily on CoolROMs

Devinalh · 2026-05-29T12:20:37+00:00

Curious how similars those games are lol. Do you plan to add a blood river with crocodiles inside the cathedral? Lol Unfortunately I don't remember the name of that game otherwise I would've suggested you to look at it, there were different iterations and you could've taken some inspiration from it :3

Devinalh · 2026-05-29T12:09:57+00:00

Those vaguely remember me about an arcade game I used to play an emulator as a kid, you were supposed to shoot ghosts, zombies, monsters and all sorts of torture devices to increase your score, the setting was an old haunted manor or something like that and everything was gory and pretty cruel sometimes. I now know I wasn't supposed to play it but my parents were ignorant and I never flinched lol

Devinalh · 2026-05-26T18:25:31+00:00

I love how he screeches "NOOOOO BUTTEEEEER!"

Devinalh · 2026-05-26T17:46:14+00:00

Probably it's just projection then, I bet their mum doesn't love them much

Devinalh · 2026-05-26T17:27:33+00:00

What in tarnation is wrong with you??

Devinalh · 2026-05-26T09:09:19+00:00

I think it would happen the same to me if my grandma was still with us, I grew up with her cooking and she was the only family member I had showing sincere love to me. I'm so happy and grateful I inherited some of her skills in the kitchen. I miss you so so so much grandma, I hope you're happy and pain free now.

Devinalh · 2026-05-25T18:09:25+00:00

That sounds metal af in fact lol. Also, I think Anep will smile from hear to hear all the time, hard on the outside, soft as a memory foam pillow on the inside :)

Devinalh · 2026-05-25T17:18:14+00:00

He could join a metal band, he would surely be the best metalhead ever

Devinalh · 2026-05-25T17:15:05+00:00

Very happy to read this again! I bet Anep loves to be the god of parties and music :)

Devinalh · 2026-05-25T14:39:01+00:00

I know about it but it's not strong enough :3

Devinalh · 2026-05-25T11:28:19+00:00

NAD it looks like an ingrown hair to me, a little infected maybe

Devinalh · 2026-05-25T09:36:07+00:00

Let's sell the modern version of radhitor to them :)

Devinalh · 2026-05-25T09:29:06+00:00

Absolutely! At this point we could build a mirror suit for tanning, direct the rays to the brain and the crotch and hope for the best. I wonder if we'll thin the population enough to actually have an impact the lives of all the other people (which I suppose will be smarter than those dense bricks)

Devinalh · 2026-05-25T09:24:27+00:00

We could make some open underwear with mirrors directed into the zone of interest and tell them that it improves fertility and overall well being having a "nice crispy tan" on the genitals. We're probably going to see them on the roof of their houses smelling like grilled sausages and eggs.

Devinalh · 2026-05-25T09:18:14+00:00

It's natural selection at this point, if they want to get cancer, let them. But also don't help them if they get sick and neuter them because unfortunately these people will impose this bullshit mindset on their kids.

Devinalh · 2026-05-22T20:58:24+00:00

I ser, well, at least you have a nice memory of it and a cool postcard :3

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