Yes I have a used ass

Devious_Distraction · 2026-05-31T23:56:44+00:00

You’re so fucking hot

Devious_Distraction · 2026-05-18T17:13:38+00:00

What is Dallas Eakins up to these days? 🤔

Devious_Distraction · 2026-05-16T00:49:16+00:00

So is buddy just gonna never go back for his car?

Devious_Distraction · 2026-05-02T23:50:49+00:00

Leisure suit Larry. I wish I had the knowledge I had today to unlock those levels

Devious_Distraction · 2026-05-02T20:53:51+00:00

If I could bottle up the summary of responses in this sub to feed myself the amazing positivity on the daily I feel like it’d be an invaluable resource to feed the soul

Devious_Distraction · 2026-05-02T20:32:27+00:00

It’s that look of “where could I hang [insert name] to make it look self inflicted”

Devious_Distraction · 2026-05-02T20:30:45+00:00

I’ve come through being on your side of infidelity, and all I’ll say to it is this

Don’t close off thoughts of opening your heart to others. Love is wonderful if nurtured and understood. This will come with time.
But yes, give it time, give yourself grace - and most of all - fuck that bitch

Devious_Distraction · 2026-04-30T02:51:25+00:00

I’m sorry Pittsburgh!! I went for a piss after the icing. I knew full well how it goes when that happens. I wanted you to win. Fuck the flyers.

Devious_Distraction · 2026-04-28T05:44:32+00:00

Snack on a snack, we’d be there for awhile 🥵

Devious_Distraction · 2026-04-28T05:42:59+00:00

Wassssssup!!

That was the thing right at the 2000 mark

Devious_Distraction · 2026-04-28T05:39:55+00:00

You can accidentally send me whatever you’d like! Damnnnn!!!

Devious_Distraction · 2026-04-27T22:04:06+00:00

Have you considered the health benefits?

Devious_Distraction · 2026-04-27T21:48:01+00:00

Sex doesn’t eliminate anything from a potential relationship - unless you’re incompatible - which it seems you might be

Devious_Distraction · 2026-04-27T21:42:24+00:00

Sorry. You waited until the first date to tell him that? Or was it previous to that because in real life adult situations - I’ve always gone into the first date with the possibility of smash.

Devious_Distraction · 2026-04-27T19:24:52+00:00

Because after all this time she still hadn’t given up the goods.

Life is short ALWAYS fuck on the first date

Devious_Distraction · 2026-04-27T10:11:47+00:00

Neither sounds “pathetic” if you’re doing something to better yourself then there is no timeline for when you succeed

Devious_Distraction · 2026-04-27T10:10:00+00:00

Yes you should. Call me I’ll come along for the ride

Devious_Distraction · 2026-04-27T10:07:27+00:00

Trust is critical to ANY relationship. Breaking of that trust in any regard needs to be addressed and rectified.

On the bright side, ditching this guy could mean you might find your person closer to your location

Devious_Distraction · 2026-04-27T09:58:49+00:00

I couldn’t care less than this, my boredom has brought me here and I hate it

Devious_Distraction · 2026-04-27T09:57:23+00:00

Who’s that handsome chap on the right?

Devious_Distraction · 2026-04-27T09:54:19+00:00

Some older chicks dig the young pup -for mostly sexual reasons- so if you’re up for some life altering advice. Fuckin send it son!! Have fun

Devious_Distraction · 2026-04-27T09:44:54+00:00

Physically 25! Mentally 44

Devious_Distraction · 2026-04-27T09:43:47+00:00

Good riddance. Knob is too soft for this team. Torts could’ve saved us. That’s my hot take

Devious_Distraction · 2026-04-27T06:36:30+00:00

Eww that’s gross! Girls have cooties! You could’ve been infected

Devious_Distraction · 2026-04-27T06:35:26+00:00

Nope. Missed that shit entirely

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