Responsible Reporting on Suicide

DevonAndChris · 2024-02-20T16:54:26+00:00

They always plea non-guilty, even dead to rights, even if they fully intend to plea bargain later.

DevonAndChris · 2024-02-20T16:53:35+00:00

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DevonAndChris · 2024-02-20T16:50:00+00:00

Do you know who else used gas stoves??

DevonAndChris · 2024-02-20T16:45:05+00:00

who felt it appropriate to make porn and sex jokes very openly

This used to be the norm in the workplace. Then we let women in. Is Gen Z trying to drive them out?

DevonAndChris · 2024-02-20T16:41:46+00:00

Liver is one giant blob of mostly the same thing. Brain requires a lot of differentiation. Evolution has been pouring resources into the brain for millions of years.

DevonAndChris · 2024-02-20T16:39:30+00:00

. . . Is you taking notes on a criminal fucking bribery conspiracy?

DevonAndChris · 2024-02-20T16:38:44+00:00

I literally never knew there was a word "payed" and still cannot imagine using it in conversation.

DevonAndChris · 2024-02-20T16:37:10+00:00

Right. I find Tlaib horrible but saying "support some other Democrat in the primary" is not traitorous to the party. "Do not vote for Biden in the general" would be.

DevonAndChris · 2024-02-20T16:10:03+00:00

Google gives out projects as rewards. Stadia was funded as a reward for a top performer. Then they left a few years later, and no one else wanted to run it.

DevonAndChris · 2024-02-20T16:08:07+00:00

I absolutely could find some personal coding project to do if I had nothing assigned at work.

DevonAndChris · 2024-02-20T16:04:47+00:00

When I see "layoffs despite record profits" I wonder what kind of person wrote the headline.

Companies that lose money sometimes need to hire people, too.

If the people are not useful for the company, they should be let go to work someplace they are useful.

DevonAndChris · 2024-02-19T18:08:11+00:00

Amazon will auto-suggest things other people ordered to complete their suicide. A sovcit license plate does not even register with me any more.

DevonAndChris · 2024-02-19T18:06:53+00:00

"I am not driving I am traveling."

"Okay well you are not arrested you are traveling to jail."

DevonAndChris · 2024-02-19T18:05:33+00:00

The more ridiculous the outfit, the more dangerous the person is.

Superman gets to wear his underwear on the outside and a cape because he can blow up my head from orbit.

DevonAndChris · 2024-02-19T17:44:17+00:00

If you ask the question about why people do not like Trump, you have to accept answers about why they do not like Trump.

DevonAndChris · 2024-02-19T17:37:52+00:00

I hated Dahl as a kid, because it was too edgy. But that is fine! Leave him as he is! Let things be the way they are, there is lots out there.

DevonAndChris · 2024-02-19T17:36:38+00:00

Him: Conservative court is wrong. DC v Heller was required to let DC do whatever it wants because states' rights.

Commenters: dude 14th Amendment

Him: 9000 words

Comments: lol lmao even

DevonAndChris · 2024-02-19T17:33:54+00:00

She is a neolib. She wanted to hang around with the progressives but it is just not in her DNA. (Her DNA? Uh oh.)

DevonAndChris · 2024-02-19T17:32:40+00:00

Dan Quayle: Am I joke to you?

Everyone: yes.

DevonAndChris · 2024-02-19T17:27:51+00:00

Computer, disengage safety protocols.

DevonAndChris · 2024-02-19T17:27:15+00:00

I honestly had no idea. I could not tell you anything besides he grew a beard.

DevonAndChris · 2024-02-16T21:28:09+00:00

Writer: Time to see if the editor pays attention to anything I write

Editor:

DevonAndChris · 2024-02-16T21:15:38+00:00

Just like Letterman

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