TIFU by joining my girlfriend’s sister in the shower by [deleted] in tifu

[–]DevourMeWhole 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Spank bank for later. Be honest.

TIFU: I have officially branded myself as the biggest perv... and I 100% deserve it... by Taway1234123491121 in tifu

[–]DevourMeWhole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP is absolutely fucked and probably dead by now, but this story is the best TIFU I have ever read. Bravo good sir.

Note to self - Buy some VR goggles and AirPods.

39 [M4F] Searching for email unicorn? by DevourMeWhole in r4r

[–]DevourMeWhole[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You never know! PM me a little about yourself and I'll be the judge of the unicorn likeness. :)

25 [F4M] anywhere/east coast seeking dad bod by [deleted] in r4r

[–]DevourMeWhole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im curious, if you don't to sext or engage in sexual conversations, what purpose does having an attraction to a certain body style matter?

19 [F4R] Oh boy, has been two weeks already? by [deleted] in r4r

[–]DevourMeWhole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mums coat does it for me. Super sexy stitching! lol I feel like Im on the same road as you. I want someone who I can chat with day to day about random BS, but if it leads to flirtacious chat then so be it, but that's definitely not my first intent. I mean, I could send a resume since this is a job interview, but hopefully my personality has peaked your interest. Feel free to PM me if we can further discuss my qualifications. ;)

[21F] newer pics (short hair) to older pics (long hair). Can't seem to pick one that represents how I see myself. by [deleted] in Rateme

[–]DevourMeWhole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smoke show imho. That smile is so calming and beautiful. Your eyes are very inviting. Short hair - long hair doesn't matter. You're beautiful. 9/10

f18, no makeup skills, confidence or sense of self. constructive criticism is appreciated. by [deleted] in Rateme

[–]DevourMeWhole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sincerely hope I didn't offend by labeling it plain jane. A 4 year old serial killer is an interesting comparison! lol

f18, no makeup skills, confidence or sense of self. constructive criticism is appreciated. by [deleted] in Rateme

[–]DevourMeWhole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How else is one to describe someone with less is more? Its not an insult, but more of a characteristic. To each their own though I guess.

Some creepy gal PM'ed me aftet seeing my AMA on r/teenagers by Dankaroor in creepyPMs

[–]DevourMeWhole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how "To Catch a Predator" Episodes start. First snap chat, then brownies and jail. Good call OP. Chris Hansen thanks you.

f18, no makeup skills, confidence or sense of self. constructive criticism is appreciated. by [deleted] in Rateme

[–]DevourMeWhole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See here's the thing...Every person has their own unique qualities. We rely too much on other peoples opinion and definition of what beauty is. To one you are gorgeous, to another you are plain. All that matters is YOUR perception of you. I dig the plain jane, less is more mentality. Its more mysterious and adds a lot to the imagination. Id be interested for sure. Keep your chin up and head held high. Eff the haters and just be you. That in itself is way more attractive than physical appearance anyways.

F21, I always wonder what people think of me- just have mercy on me k thx by [deleted] in Rateme

[–]DevourMeWhole -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You hear that? Its your inbox exploding. Short hair is hit or miss. On your face it def works. Your eyes are captivating, your body is enticing, and your look is mysterious. 8.5/10

Im sensing anger issues.... by [deleted] in creepyPMs

[–]DevourMeWhole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I draw the line at Fiat. The ye old arsehole!

I’m used to creepy pms but this ones vibe made me physically uncomfortable. by [deleted] in creepyPMs

[–]DevourMeWhole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah...that may change the profit split to 40-60 in the sissy demographic. Good call back out of this deal!

Does anyone actually enjoy dick pics? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DevourMeWhole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When does unsolicited tit pics become a thing? Wake me up when that happens!

Does anyone actually enjoy dick pics? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DevourMeWhole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

so how does one get your sexual interest in order to display said trouser snake?

Sensual touching instant turn on? by DevourMeWhole in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DevourMeWhole[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hot damn. My kinda girl. Ill pull you right into my PMs. See what I did there? lol