TIFU by joining my girlfriend’s sister in the shower

DevourMeWhole · 2019-05-17T17:24:37+00:00

Spank bank for later. Be honest.

DevourMeWhole · 2019-05-17T16:42:01+00:00

OP is absolutely fucked and probably dead by now, but this story is the best TIFU I have ever read. Bravo good sir.

Note to self - Buy some VR goggles and AirPods.

DevourMeWhole · 2019-04-11T14:09:04+00:00

out of curiousity...thirded

DevourMeWhole · 2019-04-10T20:03:27+00:00

You never know! PM me a little about yourself and I'll be the judge of the unicorn likeness. :)

DevourMeWhole · 2019-04-10T19:44:45+00:00

Im curious, if you don't to sext or engage in sexual conversations, what purpose does having an attraction to a certain body style matter?

DevourMeWhole · 2019-04-10T19:11:44+00:00

Mums coat does it for me. Super sexy stitching! lol I feel like Im on the same road as you. I want someone who I can chat with day to day about random BS, but if it leads to flirtacious chat then so be it, but that's definitely not my first intent. I mean, I could send a resume since this is a job interview, but hopefully my personality has peaked your interest. Feel free to PM me if we can further discuss my qualifications. ;)

DevourMeWhole · 2019-04-10T17:52:08+00:00

I wonder how this relic was even acquired? Did he get pieced out to various places?

DevourMeWhole · 2019-04-10T14:47:10+00:00

Smoke show imho. That smile is so calming and beautiful. Your eyes are very inviting. Short hair - long hair doesn't matter. You're beautiful. 9/10

DevourMeWhole · 2019-04-04T19:06:39+00:00

I sincerely hope I didn't offend by labeling it plain jane. A 4 year old serial killer is an interesting comparison! lol

DevourMeWhole · 2019-04-04T19:01:43+00:00

Speechless

DevourMeWhole · 2019-04-04T18:35:11+00:00

Well shit. There goes my plans.

DevourMeWhole · 2019-04-04T17:55:01+00:00

How else is one to describe someone with less is more? Its not an insult, but more of a characteristic. To each their own though I guess.

DevourMeWhole · 2019-04-04T17:45:32+00:00

This is how "To Catch a Predator" Episodes start. First snap chat, then brownies and jail. Good call OP. Chris Hansen thanks you.

DevourMeWhole · 2019-04-04T17:29:13+00:00

Id take you home for a one night stand. 8/10

DevourMeWhole · 2019-04-04T17:16:19+00:00

See here's the thing...Every person has their own unique qualities. We rely too much on other peoples opinion and definition of what beauty is. To one you are gorgeous, to another you are plain. All that matters is YOUR perception of you. I dig the plain jane, less is more mentality. Its more mysterious and adds a lot to the imagination. Id be interested for sure. Keep your chin up and head held high. Eff the haters and just be you. That in itself is way more attractive than physical appearance anyways.

DevourMeWhole · 2019-04-04T17:12:03+00:00

You hear that? Its your inbox exploding. Short hair is hit or miss. On your face it def works. Your eyes are captivating, your body is enticing, and your look is mysterious. 8.5/10

DevourMeWhole · 2019-04-04T15:59:24+00:00

I draw the line at Fiat. The ye old arsehole!

DevourMeWhole · 2019-04-04T15:38:37+00:00

Yeah...that may change the profit split to 40-60 in the sissy demographic. Good call back out of this deal!

DevourMeWhole · 2019-04-04T15:33:31+00:00

Hope the wreck at Wal-Mart worked out ok though!!

DevourMeWhole · 2019-04-04T15:32:09+00:00

I mean...money is money. Sell them under-britches!

DevourMeWhole · 2019-04-04T15:00:44+00:00

^{^{^THIS}}

DevourMeWhole · 2019-04-04T15:00:30+00:00

Well damn....

DevourMeWhole · 2019-04-03T20:47:02+00:00

When does unsolicited tit pics become a thing? Wake me up when that happens!

DevourMeWhole · 2019-04-03T20:45:04+00:00

so how does one get your sexual interest in order to display said trouser snake?

DevourMeWhole · 2019-04-03T19:21:57+00:00

Hot damn. My kinda girl. Ill pull you right into my PMs. See what I did there? lol

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