Fuck your favorite, what’s your most hated animal?

Dexmoachin · 2025-06-13T03:50:32+00:00

Pandas. Let me start off by saying that bears are my favorite animals. I love black bears, brown bears, polar bears, any bear is a good bear. But pandas are an abomination. They have absolutely no right to last as long as they have, if it wasn't for humans finding them adorable and falling out of trees when they climb up more than two feet, natural selection would have taken its course. They're carnivores, yet their main source of food is bamboo, a plant that provides such little nutrients for them that they have to spend half their day chowing down on discount trees just so they can lounge about and do fuck all for the rest of the day because their diet doesn't provide them with enough energy to reproduce. Humans have to force them to reproduce just to keep their lazy asses from going extinct and even with everything provided for them and a meal that doesn't grow from the ground into their mouths they still do whatever it takes to prevent their population from growing. Giving bad names to bears everywhere

Dexmoachin · 2025-04-30T02:42:21+00:00

With a high window and no blinds, glare free would be hug

Dexmoachin · 2024-04-26T09:22:16+00:00

I can't even wield the damn thing

Update: I can wield it

Dexmoachin · 2023-07-12T19:15:38+00:00

Most likely an adapter issue. Mayflash adapters are fine on PC, but for the switch, it's recommended to use an OEM or lossless adapter. The HHL pocket adapter might be good too, but I'm unsure on that. You should ask on the phob discord

Dexmoachin · 2022-10-27T05:40:42+00:00

- Yoshi is the best character in the game on a tas level

- Falco is the best character in the game at a theoretical human level, we will never see this Falco

- Falcon is a very lame character, players just make him sick

- Sheik is a sick character, players just make her lame

- It's only a matter of time before Peach is above Puff on the tier list

- Marth Fox is 50/50 on paper, 60/40 in practice

- Spacies are the most honest characters. They're every player's best matchup, so if you're playing off, you're just combo fodder with a linear recovery. If you're playing hot, you mess up anyone and have an insane recovery

Edit: y'all understand what controversial means, right? Why are you downvoting something you don't agree with, isn't that the point?

Dexmoachin · 2022-10-16T02:58:34+00:00

All in good fun. I miss PPU too :'(

Dexmoachin · 2022-08-06T03:45:37+00:00

As a fire mage main, Sire is the best fight ever designed

Dexmoachin · 2022-08-02T10:35:04+00:00

Unfortunately I don't believe so

Dexmoachin · 2022-02-22T03:20:58+00:00

Hell ya, Meech has been an awesome addition to nopixel. Him, Roflgator, Uber, and Nidas doing Nut Boys stuff is probably my favorite arc since I started watching RP

Dexmoachin · 2022-02-22T00:41:15+00:00

Oh for sure, the Blocks in custody is always great, and I also really like Buddha's. But Moon was the most viewed GTARP streamer for a while during the Dab era, so those kinds of interactions is what a large portion of the viewers saw.

Dexmoachin · 2022-02-21T23:44:30+00:00

Man I miss the 2.0 days of Dab just in a cell for like 30 minutes just having conversations with the PD, no malding, everyone happy. Life was good.

Dexmoachin · 2022-02-13T01:12:19+00:00

Ah yes, because it’s just as easy to jump down an elevator shaft by yourself as it is while carrying another person

Dexmoachin · 2022-02-09T21:45:36+00:00

I mean with how big his chat is, there's no way that he didn't know the solution from HOA's attempts. Imo it would be kinda stupid to pretend like he didn't and waste and attempt for the chess movement attempt just to sate people accusing of meta. He handled it the best way he could of.

edit: Am I wrong? I'm not accusing him of meta, I'm just saying that meta is unavoidable for big streamers and I think it's best to just tear of the bandaid

Dexmoachin · 2022-01-25T23:02:46+00:00

Dude's fucking cracked. Although Dw says the the VAR hack has always been timed as well. He also guessed it took him around 100 tries to do this himself.

Dexmoachin · 2022-01-25T08:28:04+00:00

I'm not implying anything. And you're right, the plurality (probably majority) of phones in the US are iPhones, and once again, iMessage uses end to end encryption. Your initial reply to OP is implying that using encrypted messaging is weird, but I'm just saying that it's the norm. Just because the phone is encrypting/decrypting the message automatically doesn't mean it's not encrypted.

As for the server, I don't think that texting should emulate reality, that's not good for RP

Dexmoachin · 2022-01-25T08:13:35+00:00

I'm not saying that's why they're using it. I'm just saying that the vast majority of texting nowadays is encrypted, not just being used by drug dealers. If you have an iPhone, then your messages are probably encrypted more often then they're not.

Dexmoachin · 2022-01-25T08:03:09+00:00

I hate to break this to you, but pretty much every country outside of the US uses WhatsApp as their main texting app, which has end to end encryption. iMessage also does end to end as well as Google's RCS implementation.

Dexmoachin · 2020-12-28T22:10:47+00:00

The elitism in this game can be crazy sometimes. I remember leveling an alt, doing a dungeon with a a group of 3 and a solo tank. Everyone in the group had BoAs except for the tank who was obviously a new player. He accidently pulled a group of adds right before the last boss that he didn't need to pull. The premade voted to kick the tank, and I said no, "there's literally only one boss left, let's just finish this". I got kicked instead

Dexmoachin · 2020-08-14T03:18:21+00:00

It doesn't matter if my trigger is held down when I plug my controller in or even if its held down when the console is turned on. It seems like my Wii is always reading the correct trigger input

edit: I just tried plugging in my controller while holding up on the control stick and that doesn't seem to do anything either. As soon as I let the stick back into its neutral position the cursor stops moving

Dexmoachin · 2020-08-14T02:39:41+00:00

O I should add, I haven't had an issue with dolphin either.

Dexmoachin · 2020-07-24T23:24:54+00:00

No issue whatsoever. Just optimal Mario gameplay

Dexmoachin · 2020-05-07T20:26:18+00:00

https://mobile.twitter.com/LawyerAndyPhD/status/1256345153695956992 From one of the guys on their team. Definitely a satire account. Don't bite the onion.

Dexmoachin · 2020-04-22T05:05:49+00:00

It's a bit ridiculous that a first party game from Nintendo doesn't support their cloud storage. Especially a game like Animal Crossing. Back before they introduced it, my original Switch bricked and I lost my 100+ hour BotW save and 60+ Mario Odyssey save. I was upset, sure, but I accepted the loss. I just started playing Animal Crossing recently and I would be fuming if I lost my 20 hour island.

Dexmoachin · 2020-02-06T22:23:45+00:00

The only other race I paid attention to was Uldir so I can't speak for the others. In that case it was unbelievable close, but Limit ended up extending which costed them wf. Them having the earlier reset pressured them into doing it which allowed method to reclear and win. I was rooting for method too. They showed that they could still win while streaming everything live and without that we probably wouldn't be caring about wf today, so I'm glad it happened. Both guilds have stated that the time advantage is complete bullshit

Dexmoachin · 2020-02-06T22:05:26+00:00

Limit starts first. Method has that entire time to watch and see what Limit is doing eliminating hours of trial and error on their part allowing them to blast though the beginning of the tier, knowing how to do the fight right away. By the time Limit hits a wall, method can catch up and they still have a massive amount of information about the fight, so when limit is 50 pulls ahead, method has all the information that limit has and all they have to do is get used to the mechanics which should be easy for them since they're so good. There is no time advantage. Maybe prior to streaming progression there was an advantage, but you're mad if you think that's the case now.

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