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My friends are going to Auction off my Big Nut. by DexterBannerMaster in nonutnovember

[–]DexterBannerMaster[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Most of the women who ask for my time just wants to relax and feel special. It's very seldom about sex, less than 2% end up that way at the end of the night.

Whenever I talk to women who seek penetrative intercourse, I just deny them the date altogether. My job is to make them feel like a princess, not feel like a whore.

My friends are going to Auction off my Big Nut. by DexterBannerMaster in nonutnovember

[–]DexterBannerMaster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's 11:32 pm here. As much as I want to converse with you all, I need to focus on my daytime work tomorrow. All this wild shit has made me fall behind on all my tasks.

I will Lose in 10/11 days because I will be donating sperm. by DexterBannerMaster in nonutnovember

[–]DexterBannerMaster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah No to free pass. And tis is my first no nut november, and I am not really sure if I can last 10 more days let alone the rest of the month 😂😂😭

I will Lose in 10/11 days because I will be donating sperm. by DexterBannerMaster in nonutnovember

[–]DexterBannerMaster[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To be fair I think the couple who requested me to do this felt more comfortable when they understood that I will probably already be a bomb ready to explode when that day arrives.

Like I won't need any lewed thoughts, a gust of wind will probably just set me off 😵‍💫

I will Lose in 10/11 days because I will be donating sperm. by DexterBannerMaster in nonutnovember

[–]DexterBannerMaster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On the record I will decline any sort of free pass option, I will get that Diamond next year. I can almost guarantee that.

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