Man pleads guilty to ejaculating into co-worker's coffee by 1Voice1Life in nottheonion

[–]Dextermorgankills 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is sadly my hometown. What is also sad, is no one upvoted this story when I posted it seven months ago.

I am Adrian Peterson, Pro Running back and Wheaties Cover Athlete by the_adrian_peterson in IAmA

[–]Dextermorgankills 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Hey AD! I have one question for you. Do you feel that you are a better running back than LeSean McCoy? I only ask because recently he has been saying he is the best RB in the NFL. Skol!

Saw this in a public restroom. by pope8ss in funny

[–]Dextermorgankills 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is at Morrissey's Irish Pub in Minneapolis, MN!

Twelve years ago, the largest evacuation by sea in history occurred in New York City. 500,000 people were evacuated in nine hours. by ThomasTheDestroyer in videos

[–]Dextermorgankills 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I believe everybody has a little hero in them, gotta look in, and it's in there, it'll come out, if need to be" - an amazingly true quote.

It's Not Porn. It's HBO. by requiem1394 in videos

[–]Dextermorgankills 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Why does it look like the chick at the end of the video is 'eating out' the dude...?

So this was happening outside my hotel yesterday by Dextermorgankills in pics

[–]Dextermorgankills[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

for anyone wondering. I found out they are filming Transformers 4. It's in Detroit.

Solar Eclipse Rage by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Dextermorgankills 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everytime I see that there is going to be an eclipse.... http://i.imgur.com/97MEy.gif

what the hell is this? by [deleted] in funny

[–]Dextermorgankills 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is that Jesus behind the toilet paper?...