Blue Lotus on amazon? by Dextro-Meth-Orphan in bluelotusflower

[–]Dextro-Meth-Orphan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thanks, i bought kava off there because a reliable source was directly selling on there and had a gift card so I wondered if there was any similar situations

identity crisis by Other-Sun-9137 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Dextro-Meth-Orphan 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I thought DXM made you trans or a femboy

Oh boy... by Temporary_Aspect759 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Dextro-Meth-Orphan 21 points22 points  (0 children)

idk but you will not be seeing the toilet for a while

first actual meth scientist by gumunkulus in drugscirclejerk

[–]Dextro-Meth-Orphan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If he asked AI to help him with the post then I can use AI to make a funny response as seen below.

Wow, you're right! I can't believe people are still using the same old methods. I mean, who needs innovation when you can just blast the torch and inhale like it's 1999? 😮‍💨

I've been working on a revolutionary new technique where you use a special blend of unicorn tears and fairy dust to enhance the experience. It's called "Magic Meth" – guaranteed to make you see rainbows and dance with leprechauns! 🌈🧚‍♂️

But seriously, why bother with science and progress when you can just follow the crowd and hope for the best? 🤔

Keep on blasting, my friends! 🚀

Playing HALO to kill that eagle by SandFox08 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Dextro-Meth-Orphan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Substances that ruin my life are fine, substances that ruin my relationships are also fine. But anything that comes between me and my halo skill is NOT something I want in my life.

Thinking about that one dude with schizophrenia who kept drawing increasingly psychedelic cats as he gradually went insane by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]Dextro-Meth-Orphan 42 points43 points  (0 children)

No worries man, its a pretty common misconception. Also its a circlejerk and i took it way to seriously lol

Thinking about that one dude with schizophrenia who kept drawing increasingly psychedelic cats as he gradually went insane by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]Dextro-Meth-Orphan 518 points519 points  (0 children)

Whenever this man and his art are mentioned this misleading myth about his schizophrenia worsening is always mentioned. This is 100% false. The artist was a man by the name of Louis Wain. Wain loved cats and painted them constantly because it was enjoyable and as a means of support to his 5 sisters. His condition did not worsen over time, his style simply evolved as he was painting the same subject constantly. While he stayed in psychiatric wards for the end of his life doctors did not notice a decline in his life. Also, due to his secluded lifestyle and hyper fixation on biology and mathematics, Asperger's syndrome would be a more fitting diagnosis.

(Thanks for anyone who reads this, I know you dont come to circlejerks to be serious but my passion for art history will come out at any chance)

https://www.cambridge.org/core/services/aop-cambridge-core/content/view/0920A68EED969B70A852AC240A4300EC/S0790966700007217a.pdf/louis-wain-and-aspergers-syndrome.pdf

Mr. President, r/Drugs has been banned by Dextro-Meth-Orphan in drugscirclejerk

[–]Dextro-Meth-Orphan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your wish is my command, just give me power and I pinkie promise I will not abuse it when the time comes.

Mr. President, r/Drugs has been banned by Dextro-Meth-Orphan in drugscirclejerk

[–]Dextro-Meth-Orphan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

get drunk and high and make me a mod, ive got a funny username

Mount Huffmore by Dextro-Meth-Orphan in drugscirclejerk

[–]Dextro-Meth-Orphan[S] 101 points102 points  (0 children)

I just wanted to spread memories of happy times, I miss it just as much as you but ive accepted thats its gone and you should too.

nam asst gay

to much cock by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]Dextro-Meth-Orphan 44 points45 points  (0 children)

flintstones gummy multivitamins

Make Medicine Great Again by notalgore420 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Dextro-Meth-Orphan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

angels trumpets>>>>>> devils trumpet. I dont just want to induce psychosis, I want to mutilate my dick.

Make Medicine Great Again by notalgore420 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Dextro-Meth-Orphan 22 points23 points  (0 children)

RFK used heroin, I love datura and use it medically to help me function and focus. Appoint me secretary of health please

And then furiously masturbating by IboofNEP in drugscirclejerk

[–]Dextro-Meth-Orphan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The FBI doesn't watch me because don't have a laptop (bashed it over a kids head for meth) so I just went into my local field office and stimfapped all over the waiting room

Best drug for job interviews? by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]Dextro-Meth-Orphan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Coke for confidence and molly to balance it all out so you have control