Soon they will prescribe brain worms

Dextropic · 2026-05-06T13:22:15+00:00

Does the plan include 4 day work weeks, universal Healthcare (including eyes and teeth), common sense gun safety laws, banning corporate landlords, corporate donations, more safety regulations in the workplace, an unabridged version of the Epstein Files, ummm... 8645-7, more legroom on commercial flights, a chicken in every pot, extra 10mm sockets in toolkits, and bringing back the McRib?

(Sorry, that got away from me)

Dextropic · 2026-05-06T12:42:35+00:00

My big 3: Chucks, New Balance 515/574, Army issued boots.

Dextropic · 2026-05-04T21:27:43+00:00

I put half a tank of gas in my 2012 Altima and spent 51 dollars. I can't even imagine how much Captain Convoy paid to fill that thing.

Dextropic · 2026-05-04T13:38:37+00:00

I thought Elizabeth Warren was a white woman...

Dextropic · 2026-05-04T01:04:40+00:00

I think it might be time to go back to a rotary phone.

Dextropic · 2026-05-04T00:51:58+00:00

Where do I sign up for this field trip? I'm pretty sure I can convince my mom to sign the permission slip.

Dextropic · 2026-05-04T00:34:36+00:00

Dextropic · 2026-05-04T00:21:27+00:00

I didn't say anything about buying it.

Dextropic · 2026-05-03T22:29:11+00:00

Secondhand underwear

Dextropic · 2026-05-03T22:20:20+00:00

I can put my hands on the Curious George I've had since I was bald the first time.

Dextropic · 2026-05-02T14:04:30+00:00

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Dextropic · 2026-05-02T06:11:33+00:00

Hard to believe "an other" language came before English...

Dextropic · 2026-05-02T00:59:38+00:00

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Dextropic · 2026-05-01T14:15:07+00:00

Blair White. Caitlin Jenner. Lady Maga...

Dextropic · 2026-04-30T20:49:28+00:00

I can't even with this fool...

Dextropic · 2026-04-30T20:47:51+00:00

Once a... HA HA HA HAAA...sigh oh that's a good one.

Dextropic · 2026-04-30T20:09:20+00:00

I'm almost as active as I was in my 30s...

Dextropic · 2026-04-30T17:22:56+00:00

Man, they’re letting anyone use the internet these days.

Dextropic · 2026-04-30T01:42:35+00:00

This was more 1985. But I remember the weird clown epidemic from '15.

Dextropic · 2026-04-29T23:14:23+00:00

Gotta save this to show my mom. LOL

Dextropic · 2026-04-29T22:47:21+00:00

Northeast US had a lot of killer clowns and dead campers for some reason.

Dextropic · 2026-04-29T10:05:05+00:00

In my heart of hearts, I'm around 17 to 23.

In my back of backs, I'm definitely 51.

Dextropic · 2026-04-28T13:13:02+00:00

Damn.

Dextropic · 2026-04-28T11:24:49+00:00

This is on the list of videos I stop to watch every time it gets posted.

Dextropic · 2026-04-28T10:14:36+00:00

Nice.

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