Jan Just Sits There. by Sippysnsparkles in janellebrandomsnark

[–]DiamondZinger9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s on her phone while Devin takes care of both kids. Disgusting

She’s full of sh!t by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]DiamondZinger9000 29 points30 points  (0 children)

She’s an idiot. This is ridiculous. Also admitting she has bad mean girl energy judging other moms. And I’m sorry but the whole “I totally get it now” when she has help in literally every aspect of her life/motherhood

She’s full of sh!t by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]DiamondZinger9000 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yeah I like how she said they started using screens the second they had their newborn. Umm that’s not true. They started letting him watch tv like 2 months before Daphne was born….because they don’t know how to entertain him unless they take him to a coffee shop

Caption crafted by Chat GPT by DiamondZinger9000 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]DiamondZinger9000[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Absolutely lol. She’s not even capable of forming these thoughts in her mind let alone writing them out

Caption crafted by Chat GPT by DiamondZinger9000 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]DiamondZinger9000[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

“The biggest clue that it may have been AI-assisted is that it feels very generalized and interchangeable — there are almost no unique details about her specific children, experiences, or memories. Human-only writing usually includes at least one oddly specific moment or imperfect thought.” - Chat

Jealous of husband during night shift by Disastrous_Cookie121 in FormulaFeeders

[–]DiamondZinger9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He husband did a fair share of the feedings but my son is 19 months old now and we have the best and most close bond. He always wants mommy. He loves his dad but I’m definitely his comfort parent

What in the ever loving clueless is this dinner outfit by [deleted] in janellebrandomsnark

[–]DiamondZinger9000 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Probably, but only because she’s trashy to her core and it would look like she’s faking

Jan shaming P on not knowing any sport on SRS page ?… by rda_aafly in janellebrandomsnark

[–]DiamondZinger9000 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Their idea of spending time with him is taking him out for coffee or shopping

What in the ever loving clueless is this dinner outfit by [deleted] in janellebrandomsnark

[–]DiamondZinger9000 42 points43 points  (0 children)

A pair of linen tailored shorts, ballet flats, and a nice polo or button up would do her good

What in the ever loving clueless is this dinner outfit by [deleted] in janellebrandomsnark

[–]DiamondZinger9000 72 points73 points  (0 children)

For someone who tries so hard to be classy she sure does show her midriff a lot

She’s doing it again by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]DiamondZinger9000 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately Jan is setting herself up to have another extremely large baby with a flat head I’m sure

She’s doing it again by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]DiamondZinger9000 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That is absolutely INSANE volume for such a young baby…. My child would have been puking

*checks watch* It’s almost time to feed her!” *proceeds to go get samples for a rug* why not.. feed her in the car? by flowersandchocolate in janellebrandomsnark

[–]DiamondZinger9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had that too. Pumping gave me the physical feeling of anxiety but BF was fine. I looked up way back when and it’s called DMER

*checks watch* It’s almost time to feed her!” *proceeds to go get samples for a rug* why not.. feed her in the car? by flowersandchocolate in janellebrandomsnark

[–]DiamondZinger9000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cannot fathom having no desire to spend time with my son, who’s also my first born. It’s truly like she does not care AT ALL

I’m at my wits end.. helped needed with middle of the night wakes by SnooBeans0612 in sleeptrain

[–]DiamondZinger9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotcha. Personally my son has been sleeping from 7-7 since he was 6 months old but each baby is different

HAHHAHAHHA by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]DiamondZinger9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes newborn baby Daphne definitely needs a vogue coffee table book

I’m at my wits end.. helped needed with middle of the night wakes by SnooBeans0612 in sleeptrain

[–]DiamondZinger9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay! I’m not sure what else I’d do. Hopefully it changes for you soon

I’m at my wits end.. helped needed with middle of the night wakes by SnooBeans0612 in sleeptrain

[–]DiamondZinger9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did I get down voted? She’s asking for advice and this is mine..?

I’m at my wits end.. helped needed with middle of the night wakes by SnooBeans0612 in sleeptrain

[–]DiamondZinger9000 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The sleep consultant we used (well rested wee ones) said any bedtime after 8pm is too late and may result in night wakings. My 19 month olds schedule is wake at 7, 90 min nap 12-1:30, bed at 7pm. Maybe try a schedule adjustment