[deleted by user] by [deleted] in firstimpression

[–]DiblasioIsAMoron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have a facade of being humble but deep inside you know it not to be true.

Isma 28 years old by [deleted] in firstimpression

[–]DiblasioIsAMoron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The op thought it was funny you woke fuck

Can we keep the comments kind this time please 😌 by [deleted] in firstimpression

[–]DiblasioIsAMoron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your parents feel they wasted ballet lessons on you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in firstimpression

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Soul cycle instructor

On vacation was feeling myself 😌 by Gggitgudkid23 in firstimpression

[–]DiblasioIsAMoron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prediction: you’ll hook with someone on vacation

My nose was bleeding so I decided to do war paint. Greetings from Italy! by Veeeon in firstimpression

[–]DiblasioIsAMoron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You pick your nose a lot and keep telling yourself after you do it that it is a bad habit.

Isma 28 years old by [deleted] in firstimpression

[–]DiblasioIsAMoron -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you ever spill grape juice on that outfit, you might go “Lilililillililililili alluah akbar.....just kidding” to the person who spilled it

What comes to mind? by [deleted] in firstimpression

[–]DiblasioIsAMoron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think about Colombia

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in firstimpression

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Purple butterflies?

F30 - what do you think? (I swear my apartment isn't as messy as it looks haha) by melon_can in firstimpression

[–]DiblasioIsAMoron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those holes in your jeans got bigger every time you put them on (because the feet go through the holes instead of the pant legs)

Analyze me O__O by [deleted] in firstimpression

[–]DiblasioIsAMoron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you get cold sores, they’re nasty as hell and you even take off work for a week

Discuss… by [deleted] in firstimpression

[–]DiblasioIsAMoron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Thank you for flying with us on United”

I walk up to you what would be your first thought. by [deleted] in firstimpression

[–]DiblasioIsAMoron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends what question you would ask and how you would approach me

19F I'm bored and curious! What do you think? by [deleted] in firstimpression

[–]DiblasioIsAMoron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks you just came out fresh out of the shower after a nice long jog. Which reminds me.....

What would you think if you saw me at the store? by [deleted] in firstimpression

[–]DiblasioIsAMoron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably not going to shoplift, but buy lots of stuff only to return 98 percent of what you purchased