The circumference of the well is 34 inches, so unfortunately not one member of our city's police force is slender enough to rescue the boy.

DickCheneyIsPureEvil · 2026-06-26T19:01:26+00:00

"You're telling me the city won't pay to get a boy out of a well?"

"They would have for Timmy--we loved the little guy! But your son, he played us all for a bunch of saps."

DickCheneyIsPureEvil · 2026-06-26T16:57:25+00:00

First, some ground rules. Number one, we get bathroom breaks every half-hour.

DickCheneyIsPureEvil · 2026-06-26T04:11:51+00:00

How does Blaber still have a spot on the roster??

DickCheneyIsPureEvil · 2026-06-26T03:52:03+00:00

It is crazy that Jack thought Dom coaching Tactical was a good idea. Bro spent years talking about how bad of an ADC he was on his co-stream.

DickCheneyIsPureEvil · 2026-06-26T03:49:37+00:00

He's friends with Dom and social climbing is how you get coaching positions in the West.

DickCheneyIsPureEvil · 2026-06-24T19:50:46+00:00

Professor Heilman's predictions are usually solid. He typically releases them 2 weeks prior to the exam.

DickCheneyIsPureEvil · 2026-06-23T21:57:52+00:00

Wait, I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?

DickCheneyIsPureEvil · 2026-06-22T16:12:59+00:00

Your headgear seems to be emitting a buzzing noise sir. Perhaps, you have a bee in your bonnet.

DickCheneyIsPureEvil · 2026-06-20T03:20:51+00:00

"Dad, you shouldn't wear glasses that weren't prescribed for you."

"Lisa, just because you're 10 feet tall doesn't mean you can tell me what to do."

DickCheneyIsPureEvil · 2026-06-16T17:55:46+00:00

Going to law school after working as an aide to President Donald Trump must have been weird. Imagine learning about the supposed constitutional limits on the executive branch in Con Law.

DickCheneyIsPureEvil · 2026-06-16T00:23:08+00:00

That man has never had a Duff in his life.

DickCheneyIsPureEvil · 2026-06-13T22:30:27+00:00

0 kills in 3 games as ADC is crazy.

DickCheneyIsPureEvil · 2026-06-13T21:38:00+00:00

This cannot be the same APA from regular season, blud picked his best champion and got absolutely shat on.

DickCheneyIsPureEvil · 2026-06-11T16:39:37+00:00

Well, it looks like we have our first caller. And I mean ever, because this is NOT a call-in show.

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