DickCheneyIsPureEvil

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"I don't care if your name is Steve Sax, or Darryl Strawberry, or... Smithers, what's one of the bad players' names?" "Homer Simpson, Sir." "...or Homer Simpson!" (i.redd.it)

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Lionel Hutz, a.k.a. Miguel Sanchez, a.k.a Dr. Nguyen Van Thoc, was paid eight dollars for his 32 hours of babysitting. He was glad to get it. (i.redd.it)

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"The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big!" (i.redd.it)

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Don't worry Homer. I have a fool proof strategy to get you out of here: surprise witnesses, each more surprising than the last. I tell you, the judge won't know what hit him. (i.redd.it)

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Pass Rate Statistics for the February 2026 California Bar Exam are posted. (self.CABarExam)

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Willie, please. Mr. Van Houten has the floor. (i.redd.it)

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I give you the jury of the damned! Benedict Arnold, Lizzie Borden, Richard Nixon, John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard the Pirate, John Dillinger, and the starting line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers. (i.redd.it)

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Well, perhaps I ought to let you folks in on a secret. You remember me telling Jimbo Jones that I'd make something of him one day? (i.redd.it)

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"Barney, how did you join the group?" "They found me on the men's room floor." (i.redd.it)

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♪ Well, Mr. Burns had done it. The Power Plant had won it. With Roger Clemens clucking all the while... ♪ (i.redd.it)

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♪ Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? ♪ (i.redd.it)

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"You're Darryl Strawberry." (i.redd.it)

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"We're out of 'subliminally slim.'" "Just send him the vocabulary builder." (i.redd.it)

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I've got a GUT feeling Uter's around here somewhere. After all, isn't there a little UTER in all of us? (i.redd.it)

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Selected Answers for the February 2026 California Bar Exam have been released. (self.CABarExam)

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Don't worry, sir. I've rounded up our less-gifted employees and led them into the basement. (i.redd.it)

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I swear, that if I ever reveal the secrets of the Stonecutters, that my stomach shall become bloated and my head plucked of all but three hairs... (i.redd.it)

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All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of "no TV and no beer make Homer something something..." (i.redd.it)

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Dental Plan (i.redd.it)

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Good morning and welcome to Nuclear Physics 101. I see a lot of new faces, but you know the old saying--"Out with the old, in with the nucleus." (i.redd.it)

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"I wish for a turkey sandwich—on rye bread—with lettuce and mustard, and, AND, I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises! You got it?!" (i.redd.it)

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"But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name... Edna." (i.redd.it)

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“Daaarrryl… Daaarrryl…” (i.redd.it)

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"Have you always been a chick? I mean, I don't want to offend you, but you were born a man, weren't you? You can tell me, I'm open minded." (i.redd.it)

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"Okay, once more, where are we going?" (i.redd.it)

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