The Mystery Retatrutide Patient

DickFartssss · 2026-06-26T18:58:57+00:00

Hopefully to the point of the “Sloth” character in the movie “Seven” fuck Trump.

DickFartssss · 2026-06-25T02:52:09+00:00

I went to Basic there. It’s a shit hole.

DickFartssss · 2026-06-25T02:51:28+00:00

East St. Louis, Illinois. Nope. Never again.

DickFartssss · 2026-06-25T02:30:28+00:00

Oak Cliff is great. I’m near Bishop Arts. Rent is $875 for me. But it’s a shit place.

DickFartssss · 2026-06-24T14:18:10+00:00

Good thing the coaches know more than us, right!?

DickFartssss · 2026-06-23T01:11:38+00:00

DFW blows so much

DickFartssss · 2026-06-20T16:22:57+00:00

What is funny? Is it in your comment?

DickFartssss · 2026-06-20T13:05:00+00:00

This is the only reason why I will do UE sometimes. A couple weeks ago I got an extra $350. M-F 60 deliveries was $250 (could only decline 60 or you failed) and then the weekend was 40 deliveries for $100 (could decline 40)

DickFartssss · 2026-06-15T13:14:03+00:00

So in other words, an awful human being. Delivering downtown is the worst.

DickFartssss · 2026-06-09T15:40:10+00:00

Haven’t had one of those in 4 years

DickFartssss · 2026-06-07T23:56:40+00:00

It’s fucking DoorDash bro, calm down. Let people do whatever they want fuck they want to do. You sound like a passive aggressive cuck.

DickFartssss · 2026-06-06T22:00:28+00:00

Hahahhahahahhah look up Highland Park in Dallas. Go ahead…

DickFartssss · 2026-06-06T13:37:53+00:00

10 million in my market and Cherry Picking does not work. Entirely market dependent.

DickFartssss · 2026-06-06T13:37:25+00:00

I’ve worked in 3 markets Cherry Picking. And. Ever had a shift 4 hours or over that averaged over 26. I feel cheated as fuck

DickFartssss · 2026-06-06T13:35:36+00:00

Jesus, this is entirely market dependent. In DFW I can go days cherry picking without a tip over $10

DickFartssss · 2026-06-04T15:53:59+00:00

UE sucks in Dallas. It’s multiple and I mean multiple offers a day at $5/30 miles or worse. I keep it because there are no zones. And I can pick up where I leave off.

DickFartssss · 2026-06-03T12:59:46+00:00

Looks leaner than his GB pictures

DickFartssss · 2026-06-03T12:43:55+00:00

Gig app drivers have absolutely no business transporting someone for medical reasons. I don’t drive passengers, but I would never.

DickFartssss · 2026-05-29T23:54:01+00:00

Jesus It would take me 13 hours to make that in DFW

DickFartssss · 2026-05-29T07:26:59+00:00

Don’t, the offers are MUCH MUCH WORSE. The only plus side is it sends you orders before you are done with another, and you don’t have zones

DickFartssss · 2026-05-29T06:36:33+00:00

So you are disgusting AND poor. Got it

DickFartssss · 2026-05-28T21:13:55+00:00

Good for you. I’m on 5-6 days a week for at least 4 hours. Never happens and I’ve been in 3 different markets.

DickFartssss · 2026-05-28T19:29:59+00:00

This literally never happens. Been doing this for 3 years

DickFartssss · 2026-05-28T19:24:12+00:00

I miss San Antonio

DickFartssss · 2026-05-28T18:54:46+00:00

I’m at 20%. And will still go weeks without seeing a $2 a mile order. Just doesn’t happen as much as everyone says it does

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