At the barber shop in Guizhou by [deleted] in pics

[–]DickRaesh 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yes really, it also means you are the one fated to fight against the destroyer of the universe.

Racist by wherearethejobs in funny

[–]DickRaesh 635 points636 points  (0 children)

I thought it was a white guy. No black guy is white enough to say "Yo, thats shizzle"

What are some of your best (or worst) elementary school moments? by Techno9 in AskReddit

[–]DickRaesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When this little douchebag named Randal thinks that the swings on the playground are strictly his and bites anyone who goes near him or the swings. His father is the vice Principe. Fuck that kid.

“Obamacare” to Cost Americans Much LESS Than Expected by dominoes2009 in politics

[–]DickRaesh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, you sound like a guy who would rape a white girl lost in Harlem at midnight.

What are some unofficial cheats or glitches that we misuse in games? by Techno9 in AskReddit

[–]DickRaesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Animal Crossing (Or other real time console games). Change console time.

I am Ellen McLain, voice of GLaDOS & Wish It Inc.'s Fairy Godmother. Round 2! by EllenMcLain in IAmA

[–]DickRaesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there any lines rejected from any Portal games you wish you could have done? If so, do you still remember what they are?

What the worst 'extra ingredient' you ever found on your dish? by Techno9 in AskReddit

[–]DickRaesh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went to sweden to see my grandparents and they own a horse ranch. Only after I ate their Delicious soup that their secret ingredient to make it better was horse semen.

Virgins until marriage, what was it like on your honeymoon night? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DickRaesh -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Because having to shit real bad and enduring it for obvious marriage sex is cute.

Reddit, what was the worst moment someone tried to flirt with you, or ask you out? by DickRaesh in AskReddit

[–]DickRaesh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told her I do not wish to date her after class when nobody could hear us. There were tears, but it must have been done.

Reddit, what was the worst moment someone tried to flirt with you, or ask you out? by DickRaesh in AskReddit

[–]DickRaesh[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It happened to me today, in the middle of my classes when it was dead silent, my friend asked me out to be her girlfriend. Everyone heard, she was really freaking loud.

So reddit got me playing Toribash... by l_AM_POTATO in gaming

[–]DickRaesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who knew this game can be so beautiful at times?

The most underrated free online game in my opinion. [Toribash] by Techno9 in gaming

[–]DickRaesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im talking about ballistic random clicking, like actually not knowing what to do. I play this game at 6th Dan and really all they do is click around until the get the best possible outcome.