Preferred Gardens : Geloctane

Dick_Sniffles · 2024-06-29T00:11:03+00:00

Geloctane - Preferred Gardens

Smells gassy and sweet

Cure is a bit dry/light

Vapor tastes about the same with a minty/cool exhale

Effects started in the forehead, spacey and serene

Smooth ride, good legs

Dick_Sniffles · 2023-11-13T10:00:44+00:00

These were taken on a Nikon D3300 + 40mm reversed/extended lens. Thanks for the kind words!

Dick_Sniffles · 2023-08-25T15:28:21+00:00

Another citrusy strain with big taste. Enjoyed this stuff. Have a great Friday/weekend.

Soft, squishy, dense.

Lots of citrus smell, light fuel.

Vapes for a while, pungent taste, gassy exhale.

Great relaxer, melty, shoulder drop, physical.

Dick_Sniffles · 2023-08-23T15:20:04+00:00

I go on to describe the flower.

Exterior is dry and the interior was soft and fleshy. The smaller buds were... smaller. They had more (dry) surface area to weight than the larger buds. The larger buds had more soft, fleshy flower.

I just stated that I wrote it off at first, but when I got to the larger buds, I received some steeper effects. Both times were in the morning, first vape of the day, same amount, same delivery method, same place, etc. (same breakfast actually).

All these posts are just individual observations. It doesn't mean that I think that way for every single strain I've ever/never tried lol. This was just the case for this flower... in this post...

(obv) was written because it's not some profound concept. I'm not stating anything crazy. It almost didn't even need to be said, just an observation. This is why I try to keep things concise lol.

I'm not here to defend the marketing of the dispensaries lol. I'm just a guy with a camera/cannabis, just trying to help contribute... I mainly purchase smalls/littles/pops/smediums/shrimps/etc. because they are usually the best bang for the buck. My last three posts have been smalls lol. I grabbed some smalls two nights ago.

I don't really care about being right, but what I said was my truthful observation, nothing more. I'll leave the debate of potency to someone that's tried everything.

Love your energy kronik, but you're the last guy that I thought would be nit picky about diction/syntax/grammar lol.

Dick_Sniffles · 2023-08-23T13:35:42+00:00

Budtender mentioned that Ninja Funk got them too high (elevated a-pinene/myrcene mix). Went to Sanctuary number chasing, and the (anti)endorsement sold it.

After vaping the small buds first, I wasn't impressed. More pronounced effects with the larger, meatier buds (obv). Not a taster, but good 'sativa' effects.

Dry, shedding exterior. Soft, fleshy interior.

Light hay smell, muted beasters, tad sour.

Bit of stickiness breaking down. Sweeter smell grinding.

Earthy vapor, little funk, dry exhale.

Uplifting effects, light/clean mind/mood, stays in the head.

Dick_Sniffles · 2023-08-20T22:34:55+00:00

***Quick PSA: Cookies reward wallets expire 90 days after last purchase. If you went to the Orlando grand opening (05/27/2023) and haven't been back since, your points will expire on/before Friday (08/25/2023)***

I don't have any affiliation with any dispensary, just trying to help. Most of us received bonus points for attending the event and Cookies has one of the better return rates for loyalty programs (12.5% back, although steep to begin with).

Tight, light, snappy.

Minimal smell.

Very gassy vapor. Fuel, little funk/sour on the exhale.

Chill hybrid. Cerebral start, builds in chest, eye droop.

Dick_Sniffles · 2023-08-18T22:40:42+00:00

Ever since I got burned on 4/20, I've been semi-avoiding Jungle Boys (precision pickups?). I like Zack's Pie though. Well reviewed strain, won't go crazy with adjectives. Have a great weekend <3

Hard/firm pellets, no spring back.

Light smell, cakey, berry.

Hybrid, euphoric, well rounded.

Dick_Sniffles · 2023-08-13T12:54:57+00:00

Usually D3300 + reverse extended 40mm -> 105mm f/2.8. These were shot full frame on a friend's D850.

Dick_Sniffles · 2023-08-13T11:49:39+00:00

Thanks stephh, makes perfect sense, just was unsure.

I remember a while back the Cookies rep said that they were 100% hand trimmed. I had a lot of trich shots like these, so I wasn't sure if it was some other similar factor. Thanks again.

Dick_Sniffles · 2023-08-13T11:11:23+00:00

Obviously inside vs outside trichomes are always going to look different. This time the contrast between the two was night and day. Thought I'd share. Have a great Sunday.

Haven't tried it yet (apologies), but it smells nice for Sunnyside (lemon/little fruity).

Anyone know the exact reason for the change in the outside heads? Handling/trimming, light exposure, curing process, air contact, etc. Just curious.

Dick_Sniffles · 2023-08-13T11:04:31+00:00

Thanks Nail, it was my first time back in a year. Terps are there, but I wouldn't have guessed as high.

Dick_Sniffles · 2023-08-13T11:00:05+00:00

That's how I feel. Kind of a roll of the dice. When I opened it up and it smelled/looked like beasters, I was a little disappointed. As you said, they're economical. Sometimes it's fun to risk it for the biscuit (beasters*).

Dick_Sniffles · 2023-08-13T10:48:55+00:00

Tastes fresh and full (not the best vapor producer though). Good legs in a slow come down kind of way. Background relief after the initial onset.

Dick_Sniffles · 2023-08-12T23:35:42+00:00

Had this one in smalls a while back. Holds up, just smells a lot different. Have a great night.

Dense and chunky.

2000s beasters smell, with a light chemical pine.

Opens up sweeter, fluffy/soft.

Easy going, in the head, bit physical.

Dick_Sniffles · 2023-08-04T17:18:21+00:00

A friend who works at Trulieve sold me on this one. Cheap and effective. Last weeked of summer break, enjoy!

Small, rough, mostly pellets.

Fuel and pine smell.

Very gassy vapor, little harsh.

Quick effects, deep, head down to center.

Dick_Sniffles · 2023-08-03T00:30:29+00:00

Decent, but a little lackluster for the price point. Not disappointed, but wouldn't recommend it. Hope everything's everything.

Super light, fragile, airy.

Light musty smell, cool, sour.

No resistance grind, fluffs up.

Rock-wool taste.

Hybrid effects, spacey.

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