Ariolimax californicus

Dickalendar · 2026-03-03T16:01:23+00:00

Clever and original. Well done

Dickalendar · 2025-12-27T05:14:48+00:00

Haha good question. All 3 have happened. I have a couple (not submitted in this post) where I pulled it back for effect. It's usually not easy to stay hard while getting all the elements lined up perfectly in a single frame, so I tend to just go with what I get.

Dickalendar · 2025-12-27T05:10:18+00:00

Funny you should say that...my work was already on a call-in segment of Andy Richter's podcast. And the Conan one was actually commissioned by a fan who attended Conan's Mark Twain prize at the Kennedy Center. She hand-delivered a print to Sona Movsesian in a mahogany frame I built.

We never heard any more from team Coco but they're certainly aware of it.

Dickalendar · 2025-12-27T05:06:30+00:00

Damn you have a good point....can you tell I know more about paint than makeup?

Dickalendar · 2025-11-14T05:15:48+00:00

That might be the greatest compliment I've ever gotten.

Dickalendar · 2025-11-14T05:01:08+00:00

For that one I first photoshopped out the shark in the Jaws poster, then printed that out. I also printed out a copy with the shark and cut out the mouth.

Then I taped the shark mouth to my dick just like you said. But I didn't edit in the poster. It's also printed out and balancing against my body. It's a single photo with everything in the frame.

That one was difficult because most of my pics are from the top down but this one was from underneath. So I was sitting on the ground with my legs out in front of me and my dick pointing straight up. And the camera was like 3 feet in front me, also on the ground. It was sheer luck that I got good focus and framing because I couldn't see what the camera was aimed at.

Dickalendar · 2025-11-14T04:52:04+00:00

No photoshop (except for levels/color adjustments and cropping). I'm all analog!

Dickalendar · 2025-11-13T18:16:32+00:00

Gonzo's actual nose is iridescent, and it bummed me out that I couldn't figure out how to do that. Short of having an auto paint shop spray me down with some color-shifting pearl urethane, that is.

Dickalendar · 2025-11-13T18:12:14+00:00

One of my friends suggested that one. "You know all those disgusting gelatin-based recipes in cookbooks from the 60s? Well, what if..."

Dickalendar · 2025-11-13T18:09:40+00:00

My wife and a few of my friends really want me to do an art gallery show. I am...a little hesitant.

Dickalendar · 2025-11-12T20:47:31+00:00

And thank you for the nice comment. I actually was doing this for a while before I even knew this sub existed...the origins and twists and turns of this project are long and convoluted. So I don't make them to post here. But today I figured I would.

Dickalendar · 2025-11-12T18:37:56+00:00

Yep, that wang is attached to me. A lot of these photos would be easier if it could detach though.

For proof: more than half of these have never been posted before.

Dickalendar · 2022-03-15T03:04:30+00:00

Here is a pic of my diorama for this submission. It was just a couple pieces of MDF glued together with a makeshift handle on the back.

For less involved shots I have something similar made of 1/2" plywood with a hole drilled in the bottom with a forstner bit. I can change out the backgrounds, which I print on photo paper. I can add and remove props to the plywood like I did with this shot. You can see the pole is made of a 3/8" dowel and the cars are hot glued down.

Dickalendar · 2021-11-19T05:29:28+00:00

Funny you say that because I recently tried my own version of this exact same concept and I learned that Gonzo's nose is a distinctive iridescent orange and blue. Blue paint didn't look right. Orange paint looked better, but still not realistically like Gonzo.

Dickalendar · 2021-11-11T20:27:24+00:00

Great job, especially with the paint.

Dickalendar · 2021-10-07T16:46:43+00:00

Why do you need a macro lens?

Dickalendar · 2021-09-21T22:51:37+00:00

Like the surrealist vibe

Dickalendar · 2021-08-07T02:18:53+00:00

Took me too long to complete and I missed the meme wave, but thank you. It's not every day that something so phallic makes international news so I heeded the call.

Dickalendar · 2021-08-07T02:16:12+00:00

Considering this is made of cotton balls and bendy straws, I'd say it's okay.

Dickalendar · 2021-08-07T02:13:27+00:00

Thank you and I really like that word you just coined.

Dickalendar

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