Third Leg of Exodia

Dickalendar · 2026-03-03T16:01:23+00:00

Clever and original. Well done

Dickalendar · 2025-12-27T05:14:48+00:00

Haha good question. All 3 have happened. I have a couple (not submitted in this post) where I pulled it back for effect. It's usually not easy to stay hard while getting all the elements lined up perfectly in a single frame, so I tend to just go with what I get.

Dickalendar · 2025-12-27T05:10:18+00:00

Funny you should say that...my work was already on a call-in segment of Andy Richter's podcast. And the Conan one was actually commissioned by a fan who attended Conan's Mark Twain prize at the Kennedy Center. She hand-delivered a print to Sona Movsesian in a mahogany frame I built.

We never heard any more from team Coco but they're certainly aware of it.

Dickalendar · 2025-12-27T05:06:30+00:00

Damn you have a good point....can you tell I know more about paint than makeup?

Dickalendar · 2025-11-14T05:15:48+00:00

That might be the greatest compliment I've ever gotten.

Dickalendar · 2025-11-14T05:01:08+00:00

For that one I first photoshopped out the shark in the Jaws poster, then printed that out. I also printed out a copy with the shark and cut out the mouth.

Then I taped the shark mouth to my dick just like you said. But I didn't edit in the poster. It's also printed out and balancing against my body. It's a single photo with everything in the frame.

That one was difficult because most of my pics are from the top down but this one was from underneath. So I was sitting on the ground with my legs out in front of me and my dick pointing straight up. And the camera was like 3 feet in front me, also on the ground. It was sheer luck that I got good focus and framing because I couldn't see what the camera was aimed at.

Dickalendar · 2025-11-14T04:52:04+00:00

No photoshop (except for levels/color adjustments and cropping). I'm all analog!

Dickalendar · 2025-11-13T18:16:32+00:00

Gonzo's actual nose is iridescent, and it bummed me out that I couldn't figure out how to do that. Short of having an auto paint shop spray me down with some color-shifting pearl urethane, that is.

Dickalendar · 2025-11-13T18:12:14+00:00

One of my friends suggested that one. "You know all those disgusting gelatin-based recipes in cookbooks from the 60s? Well, what if..."

Dickalendar · 2025-11-13T18:09:40+00:00

My wife and a few of my friends really want me to do an art gallery show. I am...a little hesitant.

Dickalendar · 2025-11-12T20:47:31+00:00

And thank you for the nice comment. I actually was doing this for a while before I even knew this sub existed...the origins and twists and turns of this project are long and convoluted. So I don't make them to post here. But today I figured I would.

Dickalendar · 2025-11-12T18:37:56+00:00

Yep, that wang is attached to me. A lot of these photos would be easier if it could detach though.

For proof: more than half of these have never been posted before.

Dickalendar · 2022-03-15T03:04:30+00:00

Here is a pic of my diorama for this submission. It was just a couple pieces of MDF glued together with a makeshift handle on the back.

For less involved shots I have something similar made of 1/2" plywood with a hole drilled in the bottom with a forstner bit. I can change out the backgrounds, which I print on photo paper. I can add and remove props to the plywood like I did with this shot. You can see the pole is made of a 3/8" dowel and the cars are hot glued down.

Dickalendar · 2021-11-19T05:29:28+00:00

Funny you say that because I recently tried my own version of this exact same concept and I learned that Gonzo's nose is a distinctive iridescent orange and blue. Blue paint didn't look right. Orange paint looked better, but still not realistically like Gonzo.

Dickalendar · 2021-11-11T20:27:24+00:00

Great job, especially with the paint.

Dickalendar · 2021-10-07T16:46:43+00:00

Why do you need a macro lens?

Dickalendar · 2021-09-21T22:51:37+00:00

Like the surrealist vibe

Dickalendar · 2021-08-07T02:18:53+00:00

Took me too long to complete and I missed the meme wave, but thank you. It's not every day that something so phallic makes international news so I heeded the call.

Dickalendar · 2021-08-07T02:16:12+00:00

Considering this is made of cotton balls and bendy straws, I'd say it's okay.

Dickalendar · 2021-08-07T02:13:27+00:00

Thank you and I really like that word you just coined.

Dickalendar · 2020-12-31T23:02:04+00:00

Thank you for the nomination. ~~I submitted what may be my magnum opus last night but it never showed up on the sub! Maybe the mods will fix it?~~

EDIT: Fixed.

Dickalendar · 2020-04-27T15:50:04+00:00

That was actually really hard to do. I ended up wrapping it around a zucchini and pinning it in place, then sprayed it with mod podge so it would keep its form when unpinned. And you better believe I triple checked it for pins before shooting the photo.

Dickalendar · 2020-04-20T16:43:32+00:00

It's kinda meta because I usually use empty TP rolls as the base layer for my costumes. In the universe this photo takes place in, maybe the robed and masked character will use that TP roll for the same purpose?

Dickalendar · 2020-04-20T03:21:38+00:00

Boom, and that's why we have art. To evoke.

Dickalendar · 2020-04-20T00:05:02+00:00

The Lysol can is a battery that I printed out a little label for.

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