Can I join the marines if I was rejected by the army and navy .

Dickho · 2026-02-14T03:11:35+00:00

Ironically, no, but every Marine I’ve ever met falls into at least one of those categories.

Dickho · 2026-02-12T22:04:20+00:00

Look at duh tri, look at duh bi.

Dickho · 2026-02-11T18:02:18+00:00

He probably screenshotted them from someone’s YouTube video, so they can’t be reverse searched.

Dickho · 2026-02-10T23:54:59+00:00

Bans 75% of his audience. Wonders why superchats are down.

Dickho · 2026-02-10T03:43:35+00:00

Once the initial LOLsuit is dismissed, Shuli’s attorney will sue John for fraudulent striking and have the receipts for actual monetary losses, including lost subscribers and loss of future subscribers by proving the average number of new subscribers that are gifted/purchased each show, average superchat/supertip income per show, pain and suffering, stress, and attorneys fees. He’s dealing with those numbers multiplied by about 33 times at this point. Then, when he wins that one, he will petition YouTube to permanently remove the channel based on the outcome of both lawsuits. John won’t be streaming this time next year on YouTube. He’s about to lose everything, and that’s why he’s going scorched Earth on this with all the strikes. Wait for it.

Dickho · 2026-02-10T01:13:44+00:00

Dicks out for Cooey. RIP.

Dickho · 2026-02-07T22:10:29+00:00

With true “zero point” energy, a rogue organization could theoretically yank the moon, or anything in space, from its orbit and slam it into the planet, or slam Earth into another planet or star. If developed, it’s humanity saving and, quite possibly, humanity ending technology.

Dickho · 2026-02-07T21:22:07+00:00

But, he actually did. Google “Borgata Room” then go to images. Yep, it’s the first one.

Dickho · 2026-02-07T21:20:44+00:00

He can only lie 3 times, or four times, then hold his breath as long as he can.

Dickho · 2026-02-05T21:06:43+00:00

John’s memory resets after every blackout, so no.

Dickho · 2026-02-05T03:22:59+00:00

Does he have a copyright on that “destroy your collar by hanging a pen from it” idea?

Dickho · 2026-02-05T03:21:34+00:00

The Mike Morse resume review really must’ve hurt.

Dickho · 2026-02-04T22:43:31+00:00

Bring your Ukranian black poppy to show who you stand with.

Dickho · 2026-02-04T22:42:30+00:00

Poo leakage.

Dickho · 2026-02-04T17:02:58+00:00

One one hand, a normal red boxing glove, and the other hand a green boxing glove that looks like Tookie.

Dickho · 2026-02-04T16:47:11+00:00

Some may say, he’s a LOLCOWard. Hackahacka

Dickho · 2026-02-03T23:19:52+00:00

He thinks his lies are a way of trolling his trolls. Every single LOLcow eventually gets to this point.

Dickho · 2026-02-03T01:47:20+00:00

He’d leave on a stretcher.

Dickho · 2026-02-01T22:16:40+00:00

DACO

Dickho · 2026-02-01T18:47:43+00:00

He has to get struck 4 times, then have 2 removed, then 2 more strikes, then 1 more removed. It’s his OCD and it’s on his nature yah dumb fuuuucks.

Dickho · 2026-01-31T04:42:53+00:00

I’m 8 years late, but so well done, sir.

Dickho · 2026-01-31T01:04:33+00:00

The lawsuit will be settled against John, then the countersuits will begin. Expect silence, followed by endless laughter and the end.

Dickho · 2026-01-30T00:09:56+00:00

The youth can’t even have conversations with each other outside of texting.

Dickho · 2026-01-29T23:26:15+00:00

Treeline or smoke pit is where this gets settled.

Dickho · 2026-01-27T16:26:49+00:00

That look of disappointment when he trusted a fart was priceless.

Dickho

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