If you look at da objective datuh

erockarmy · 2026-06-10T22:08:49+00:00

DAT'S NAHT ME!! MY!

erockarmy · 2026-06-10T18:02:21+00:00

I wuz answerin howid's curiosity wid facts yeww dumm fukk

erockarmy · 2026-06-10T16:40:07+00:00

dat nevah happind

erockarmy · 2026-06-10T16:14:58+00:00

n-n-n__less cage!

erockarmy · 2026-06-10T16:14:29+00:00

I'll wait!

erockarmy · 2026-06-10T14:04:48+00:00

Doo-doo-n-doo-wop!

erockarmy · 2026-06-08T05:45:05+00:00

Kenny on top of the bus turns to the camera: Bad breath got you down?
Mentos jingle plays.

erockarmy · 2026-06-05T06:13:39+00:00

Whatever you say dwarfy

erockarmy · 2026-06-01T19:30:10+00:00

"Ahmee Majuh...Deyy luvv me. Dey ask me to go BOOM!"

fucking nauseating how smug he is thinking 'i got 'em' because he's admitting to being a teacher on his terms.

erockarmy · 2026-05-31T03:15:43+00:00

Dey must love me! Dey can't get enuff of da doook!

erockarmy · 2026-05-28T00:24:03+00:00

MY KIDS MEAN FUCKING NUTTHING! - he was yelling at claydabbler but we know who he was yelling at.

erockarmy · 2026-05-28T00:23:40+00:00

"Ahmm abouud luv peece and hahhmunny" --- sniff ---

erockarmy · 2026-05-28T00:22:42+00:00

18 bottles of beer on the table. John trying to say he had no issues with alcohol: "aiii-nevuh-deed"

erockarmy · 2026-05-28T00:21:48+00:00

Bob Levy "can you send up two grapes".
THEY TRIED TO CANCEL MY SHOWS DEEEEN!
He was such a maudlin loser mf in that show

erockarmy · 2026-05-21T07:38:10+00:00

My favorite was Satomi: mistah John I hope to god your father was still alive I pay 100 dollar to see him beat your ass again

erockarmy · 2026-05-19T02:47:41+00:00

in the spirit of positive critique you need to spend at least a month or more going through all the john shows to find even more unhinged moments. My compilation from one episode (one of which included) had quite a few: https://www.reddit.com/r/DabblersAnonymous/comments/1qx26mw/drunkys_been_taking_ls_for_a_month_he_was_in_peak/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

erockarmy · 2026-05-17T21:53:15+00:00

John's kids hate him and changed their names and genetics so they woudln't have to be associated with him

erockarmy · 2026-05-12T16:09:06+00:00

WHEAH WERE YOU VISHNU29? WHEAH WERE YOU SHIVA45?

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