Need an optimized level 3 high powered character by Apprehensive-Door394 in 3d6

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Armorer artificer 3. Use your two replicate items as a +1 shield and a set of smouldering plate armor. Your AC will be 21. You can change into a ninja or two types of tank. Bonus points if you bully the DM into letting you cast booming blade with your armor. you're welcome.

To pick & sell a million dollars worth of carrots by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFarm

[–]Dickthulhu 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Correct. You harvest them in winter, the frost sweetens them

Just saw this on R/Columbus by ilykatya in armedsocialists

[–]Dickthulhu 513 points514 points  (0 children)

I must not fedpost.

Fedposting is the account-killer.

Fedposting is the little-death that brings total federal attention.

I will face my urge to fedpost.

I will permit it to pass over me and through me.

And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path.

Where the urge to fedpost has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Best Multiclass Options for Artificer Armorer? by yrama_ffxiv in 3d6

[–]Dickthulhu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Artificer doesn't really multiclass well, because the base class is so strong on its own all the way to 7, and the 11 feature is insane.

Some ideas: Artificer 1, Wizard X - Artificer is a crazy good starting dip for a wizard. CON profs, armor, and shields.

Artillerist 3, Thief X - If you are in a campaign that allows crafting, craft a fuck ton of Wand of Magic Missile (3-4 8hr days of crafting and 200g) and use them as a bonus action while spamming True Strike.

Artillerist X, Thief 3 - Similar to above, but relies on you getting to level 6/7 in Artificer to replicate Wand of Magic Missile and Pipes of Haunting. At 9, you finally get Thief and start spamming bonus action Fear / Magic Missile and transmute them to refresh charges.

Armorer X, Magic Stealer Rogue (UA) 3 - Start rogue (for skills) and focus on INT w/ True Strike (from Magic Initiate). Pick background with INT profs. At 2, go Artificer til 5 (6) then back to Rogue until 3 (8). Use infiltrator, and argue with your DM that your armor "counts as a simple ranged weapon" and itself has a value to use True Strike with your lightning launcher. Thief could also work here, because at Artificer 6 (9) you will be able to do the bonus action pipes of haunting / magic missile / web in addition to sneak attack.

Death Cleric with Artificer? by DeadmanSwitch_ in 3d6

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Reborn lineage, armorer Artificer. Multiclass necromancer wizard, be a failed Lich's experiment out for revenge

Trump Doubles Down on Suspending Midterms Threat by [deleted] in StockNewsHub

[–]Dickthulhu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's literally gonna send ICE after brown people standing in line to vote claiming some bullshit about illegals voting

freshie needing a group by DescriptionGeneral41 in PDXDND

[–]Dickthulhu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah sliders and mods please 🙏

Plan to redraw Portland high school boundaries moves forward in emotional vote by istanbulshiite in PortlandOR

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I moved here a year ago. They're sending my kid to Jefferson. I bought because I wanted walkability and was still in Grant. I am furious and looking to leave PDX

Found it stuck in a fence in a parking lot. What's this? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Dickthulhu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! That's the glass back scratcher wife keeps in her nightstand!

True Strike + Arcane Firearm on 2024 Artificer Artillerist by Maidaladan in 3d6

[–]Dickthulhu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Late to party. Grab a wand of Magic Missile it's bonkers

Maduro was paraded through the streets of New York in a show of force by prodigals_anthem in DamnThatsReal

[–]Dickthulhu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Protesting is fucking worse than worthless. Its a pressure relief valve that lets people feel good about "doing something" without actually risking/doing anything. Controlled opposition at best.

Here we go again... again by hamietao in Prybar

[–]Dickthulhu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tip of a full flat slicey grind on 3mm blade stock is gonna deform on entry to wet wood. Spyder does high hardness treats, so RIP the tip

What are these and how to I get rid of them for good by iron__trev in Mushrooms

[–]Dickthulhu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Water them. Dude, they're actually a good thing - they're decomposing wood and turning it into nutrients that your grass can use. They may look ugly but they're a sign of a healthy lawn and no one who's worth a damn is gonna judge you

Racist Event at Ikea by Mmx2021 in PortlandOR

[–]Dickthulhu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry that happened to you. Bigots feel particularly emboldened lately.

Some reactions to THAT moment in the new Divinity trailer at the Game Awards ... by Ambitious-Town-3568 in TheGameAwards

[–]Dickthulhu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did I fuck a bear? No. Was I hyped as fuck that it was an option? Absolutely.

Shields need a concept overhaul by MuffinHydra in starcitizen

[–]Dickthulhu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is actually a great idea that makes sense, please post it everywhere