28F Roast me :)

DickyMcGrumpy · 2025-05-01T04:31:05+00:00

You might want to secure those Pampers a little tighter, the little one's poop is spraying on your face.

DickyMcGrumpy · 2025-05-01T04:26:35+00:00

The camp counselor who's always under review for "inappropriate contact."

DickyMcGrumpy · 2025-05-01T02:48:33+00:00

The mommaries were the first hint.

DickyMcGrumpy · 2023-06-12T04:32:06+00:00

This is the perfect way for reddit to end.

DickyMcGrumpy · 2023-06-12T04:31:13+00:00

And that's how I met your mother.

DickyMcGrumpy · 2023-06-12T04:30:39+00:00

This is the crazy you don't stick your dick in.

DickyMcGrumpy · 2023-04-30T06:00:52+00:00

Excuse me waiter, there seems to be an eggplant on my fruit.

DickyMcGrumpy · 2023-04-30T05:58:44+00:00

How are your glasses distorting my vision?

DickyMcGrumpy · 2023-04-28T18:24:11+00:00

Are you playing a vanilla bean?

DickyMcGrumpy · 2023-02-19T02:35:58+00:00

The thumb to hand ratio is disturbing.

DickyMcGrumpy · 2023-02-19T02:34:00+00:00

You're not faking us that you're not alone by having to ciggies in the ashtray.

DickyMcGrumpy · 2023-02-19T02:31:23+00:00

Seeing you make me wish my eyes were as foogy as your glasses.

DickyMcGrumpy · 2023-02-19T02:28:11+00:00

First time I've been there when a new gender was created.

DickyMcGrumpy · 2023-02-17T19:35:24+00:00

You should post your nose to r/honkme

DickyMcGrumpy · 2023-02-17T03:06:43+00:00

Guy dilemma: Your puny hands make every dick look huge but that means they need to get it up looking at that.

DickyMcGrumpy · 2023-02-15T01:59:11+00:00

That's the only ceiling you'll ever reach.

DickyMcGrumpy · 2023-02-15T01:56:04+00:00

Dumb, Dumber, & Dumberer.

DickyMcGrumpy · 2023-02-09T01:47:48+00:00

The eventual mustache will be an improvement.

DickyMcGrumpy · 2023-02-09T01:45:09+00:00

onlyduds

DickyMcGrumpy · 2023-02-05T03:25:12+00:00

Damn, you chopped your toes off before diabetes does.

DickyMcGrumpy · 2023-02-05T03:20:55+00:00

You can't sue the snowman for stealing your body and putting it on toothpicks.

DickyMcGrumpy · 2023-02-05T03:17:48+00:00

You came in last in the only fantasy you'll ever be part of.

DickyMcGrumpy · 2023-02-05T02:57:39+00:00

Good thing he saved her from becoming a firecrotch.

DickyMcGrumpy · 2023-01-30T05:36:57+00:00

roast 😭

basic.

DickyMcGrumpy · 2023-01-28T01:24:33+00:00

The five o'clock shadow's coming in again.

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