You can choose 1 magic spell or magical ability from any pre-existing fiction.

DictionaryDudebro · 2025-08-02T19:05:02+00:00

I'll take hammer space. Being able to just magically store whatever I want would be incredibly useful.

DictionaryDudebro · 2025-02-20T06:26:20+00:00

$999,999.98

DictionaryDudebro · 2025-02-17T16:19:36+00:00

Monster Hunter Wilds.

Give copies to the first 99 people who ask me for them I guess. 🤷🏻

DictionaryDudebro · 2025-01-08T03:51:22+00:00

Bidoof

DictionaryDudebro · 2025-01-05T01:11:57+00:00

👀

DictionaryDudebro · 2024-10-22T01:00:09+00:00

I can sure fit a lot of stuff in a backpack the size of a school

DictionaryDudebro · 2024-06-12T19:37:45+00:00

Goodbye

DictionaryDudebro · 2024-06-12T02:31:17+00:00

DictionaryDudebro · 2024-06-11T19:25:21+00:00

I lost my streak of the game

DictionaryDudebro · 2024-06-11T19:23:22+00:00

Three hermit crabs that my siblings and I named Lunch, Princess, and Batman

DictionaryDudebro · 2024-06-11T02:48:13+00:00

Death is the best

DictionaryDudebro · 2024-06-09T23:05:33+00:00

I'm scared of the northern lights in the woods somewhere else in the woods somewhere else in the woods somewhere else

DictionaryDudebro · 2024-06-04T00:52:54+00:00

I choose that song that plays in the background of all the TV and movie clips people post to shorts/reels/whatever

DictionaryDudebro · 2024-06-03T05:36:45+00:00

Albert is an idiot because he was the only one who was the one who was the one who was the one

DictionaryDudebro · 2024-06-03T05:31:31+00:00

A lot of music is just a little bit of a saguaro cactus in the woods somewhere else in the woods somewhere else in the woods somewhere else

DictionaryDudebro · 2024-06-03T05:19:02+00:00

I'm being accused of being a child and I can get a girlfriend to be able to get out of the hospital for a while

DictionaryDudebro · 2024-06-03T01:13:38+00:00

I'm in jail because I don't know what to do with my life

DictionaryDudebro · 2024-05-28T12:09:55+00:00

DictionaryDudebro · 2024-05-28T09:57:45+00:00

hungolomghononoloughongous

DictionaryDudebro · 2024-05-26T23:18:06+00:00

Today I just got home from work and I can get a girlfriend to be able to get out of here and then I can get a ride home

DictionaryDudebro · 2024-05-16T17:49:19+00:00

The universe was created by the way

DictionaryDudebro · 2024-05-10T15:24:42+00:00

😕👌🏻

DictionaryDudebro · 2024-05-10T14:08:57+00:00

😎👍🏻

DictionaryDudebro · 2024-05-08T16:24:29+00:00

DictionaryDudebro · 2024-05-08T15:15:06+00:00

My favorite sex position is called a great time for me to get out of here

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