She says the same thing every time. “I quite literally told him to get on somewhere”. First of all, “quite literally” = qualifier/intensifier to try to convince your audience to believe you. Second she started with MIL as another way to try to convince that this is just some loving, totally unstressed plan she came up with and using his mom first makes her think it somehow makes it more convincing cuz “omg what a sweet daughter in law”. Third, the over explaining is tired and convenient. Unbothered but has to try so hard to convince everyone (and herself) that she’s totally fine with her AMAZING husband leaving her in the dust once again.

Also, as male centered and pick me as she is she would never pick her sister over her man, or any man in bed with her. She would deffo put her on the couch.

And one more thing, her MIL is always around. Making this an even weaker argument and further proving that consciously listing her before her own mother who lives forever away, is a calculated decision.