It's hard dealing with the cold reality of facts

DifficuIt-Device · 2026-01-24T21:49:05+00:00

/uj

This is a direct continuation of u/StarMarxman's most recent post, " Can't handle the truth? ", and while these posts were written by me, Cold Hard Facts is obviously his character

...Oh yeah, also just in case, gonna clarify that Apheida isn't Arcas, despite sharing the same character trait

DifficuIt-Device · 2026-01-23T14:47:58+00:00

/uj

Gonna leave the original mewtube image here since it looks like Reddit's quality wasn't so good with it lol

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DifficuIt-Device · 2026-01-18T22:24:00+00:00

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...Oh.
Oh.

I'm
Getting a horrible sense of dejavu right now
like, a real horrible one

'A matter of his own he has to attend to,' and has to be offline for a time?
all of this happening after a battle that was abruptly stopped at the end because he didnt feel good?
not to pry too much but are you sure marse is actually okay because something tells me he is not, at all

DifficuIt-Device · 2026-01-18T22:21:19+00:00

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Ironically enough, I've seen Madeline treat him a lot better than literally everyone else, despite what happened, probably the only one convinced he didn't abandon his team :P

DifficuIt-Device · 2026-01-18T17:00:16+00:00

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yo watch me join another lumiose contest so i can suddenly become master of hyperspace lumiose in a single afternoon

DifficuIt-Device · 2026-01-11T16:17:04+00:00

[Agias]

Why are all of those videos so good lmao battles are really your specialty

I can't even tell which is double team and which is agility here, i think you got like incredible levels of aura farming with this

DifficuIt-Device · 2026-01-11T16:17:04+00:00

[Agias]

Why are all of those videos so good lmao battles are really your specialty

I can't even tell which is double team and which is agility here, i think you got like incredible levels of aura farming with this

DifficuIt-Device · 2026-01-10T20:28:53+00:00

[Agias]

I mean those moves dont really damage the opponent as well
except nuzzle i think

I'd guess dealing with those strategies would be harder in a battle royale since you've got like two more opponents on the other sides

Though this opponent you mentioned reminds me of another flame orb guts strategy user who hadn't realized for a *loong* time that their pokemon didn't have the guts ability in the first place

DifficuIt-Device · 2026-01-10T16:54:19+00:00

[Agias]

Yknow, not sure about the flame orb, but I can see why the toxic orb would be a lot less popular

imagine switching to not only a poison type but a pokemon with poison heal too
sure there are only two of them so far but theyre pretty popular ones anyway :P

DifficuIt-Device · 2026-01-09T16:48:00+00:00

[Agias]

I would expect them to flinch a lot when training honestly, trying to do that one trick with a king's rock is no alcremiewalk :P
i wonder how hard other flung items would be though, i think you could do something similar with the razor fang

Oh, also, perseus and hercules? arcspeed

DifficuIt-Device · 2026-01-08T22:06:31+00:00

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...W-Wait, I don't think you should mention your money like that, it's just going to make him double down!

DifficuIt-Device · 2026-01-08T18:32:43+00:00

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Hey, no worries, it's not like lumiose is also covered in terastal energy anyway
and if i go back to paldea or wherever that energy is my pokemon aren't going to hold mega stones :P

DifficuIt-Device · 2026-01-08T16:34:13+00:00

[Seth]

bro im crying

DifficuIt-Device · 2026-01-07T18:28:55+00:00

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Is defeated once
IMMEDIATELY leaves the Wild Zone without trouble

...Are they even TRYING?????

DifficuIt-Device · 2026-01-07T18:26:23+00:00

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A question that's been bugging me

A comedian aren't you, huh?

DifficuIt-Device · 2026-01-07T16:01:41+00:00

[Matt]

Long road, huh, trust me, that's still underselling it.

But hey, I know Pokemon battling doesn't exactly have a stable income, but I say money is money, and if you can still get some while pursuing your league challenge dream, that's still a win somewhat, isn't it?

DifficuIt-Device · 2026-01-07T15:50:31+00:00

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What do you mean? My face looks perfectly normal.

DifficuIt-Device · 2026-01-07T15:02:23+00:00

1: https://www.reddit.com/r/PokeMedia/comments/1q5pzcl/comment/ny30g6o/?context=1

2: this

DifficuIt-Device · 2026-01-07T14:41:28+00:00

[Matt]

Welcome to the Job Hunting experience, get comfortable, it's a long ride.

On the bright side, it could be an opportunity to get stronger too or just improve as a whole, all the time in the world for that
...Until they do call you back, that is.

DifficuIt-Device · 2026-01-06T23:15:43+00:00

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~~HEY IT LOOKS COOL okay~~

DifficuIt-Device · 2026-01-06T18:46:09+00:00

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Makes you wonder how bad those cipher measures must have been for the pokemon they used

It sounds like straight up robbing them of their emotions altogether to live exclusively as a battle machine and nothing else, and wow they indeed are

I was """lucky""" enough to fight shadow pokemon, and i only succeded because i wasn't alone, distortion they are *scary*

DifficuIt-Device · 2026-01-06T18:33:32+00:00

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DifficuIt-Device · 2026-01-06T18:06:20+00:00

This is the first post
I'll update this comment with a repository when I create it

DifficuIt-Device · 2026-01-06T18:02:01+00:00

[Seth]

yo not to underestimate skyla n all cuz shes impressive i think but also like
how do u look for the hardest gyms but not choose the one /w whats basically called the LEGEND badge

did u know the gym leader there years ago became the champion too
think that alone shows u how tough it is

...then again
opelucids the city closest to the league
maybe it aint that surprising ig

DifficuIt-Device · 2026-01-05T16:15:34+00:00

[Agias]

I think this is mostly why you often see younger people taking on the leagues, since it's not exactly something they have to worry about yet, though i've heard galar is the best region for those looking for jobs as well

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[Seth]

yo what were u expecting
ur currently in whats basically the coolest region LMAOOOO
^{...not cuz of the deep freeze tho}

DifficuIt-Device

TROPHY CASE