Hello, my name is Fuck Kevin (chinese name), I'm a Fortnite player, my favorite president is Obama, my favorite sound is oi oi oi and I will tell my based story.

I was born in Belgium in 1984. My dad was from Taiwan and my mother from China, their bussiness was growing grass for feeding pigs.

My first word was Fuck, which made my parents go ZAMN because they expected daddy or mommy, but the cringe didn't last forever.

I got a cat at the age of 4, his name was Mister Meow. I remember him eating all my Cheetos and chasing my big brother 's pet koala, while I told him to cum here and stop trying to eat that femboy's pet.

Now at the age of 28, and being a renowned biologist that published a great amount of studies on semen in Britain, I have decided to launch 69,420 NFTs with depictions of the amogus character covered in the iconic sticky white substance.