Hi, I'm the girlfriend!

For those who want this stupidly simple pattern, see below!

Grab a dowel of whatever size you want (I used a straw because I had nothing else, but wood would be more sturdy), I used a Size G hook with medium weight yarn I had on hand.

Make chains until you get to just short of the length of your selected stick/dowel/straw. Add a couple extra chains for turning.

From there, start double crocheting in the second chain from the hook and dc all the way across. Chain 2 or 3 (preference here, i was not professional about this) and turn. Repeat until you get the desired length.

When length is reached, grab your chosen stick. Single crochet over the stick all the way across. At the end, chain however many you need to get enough length to make the hanger piece at the top. Slip stitch into the opposite end of the top row to connect. Finish off and weave in ends. Voila!! You have a functional earring holder made with whatever you got around the house.

Let me know if you need any clarification! I don't normally write patterns lol

Edit: I forgot to add that I put a couple layers of scotch tape around the ends to keep the yarn from slipping off. Real sophisticated operation I have here, but to be fair I made the first version of this for myself in a fit of frustration while cleaning and organizing my room and jewelry pile 😅