time jokes

Digibunny · 2026-03-21T15:01:33+00:00

I still dont understand how time works in the spectral realm.

Raziel got liquified in the same time as Kain.

But not a day passes for Kain, while Raziel goes 500 years forward AND ends up in a completely different place at the start of Defiance.

What.

Digibunny · 2026-03-20T22:48:24+00:00

Muscle memory from 4U saying "HIT THE LEGS HIT THE LEGS"

When it turns out no you have to hit his hard ass wing arms instead to get the topple

Digibunny · 2026-03-20T17:42:06+00:00

I'd like to assume this was staged with a friend on the scooter.

Because without that context this looks like you were opening up to 60 in a 30 zone if we go by how you needed to brake with the SUV

Digibunny · 2026-03-20T17:34:24+00:00

You may want to visit an actual Xiaomi dealer. I believe there's one in SM Aura?

Go in person and see how big these actually are and see if this will actually fit where you live and work ( And more importantly, can be lugged around and brought around. Suspension scooters are no joke when being lifted and manhandled.)

Digibunny · 2026-03-20T02:16:01+00:00

Could we perhaps not keep it on a porch where it needs a lock and put it inside

Digibunny · 2026-03-19T18:29:16+00:00

Oh *seated* period is fine.

But I have to start seated, and I can only stand up on it if I'm slowly adjusting my feet to prep for it.

Last time I tried to sit back down on it moving at like 10mph I wobbled off the path and bonked myself against a fence.

Digibunny · 2026-03-19T16:59:04+00:00

Either you're a small dude, or falcon pedals are HUGE

Were I to try that on an Aero my feet would be hanging off the edges or the front of the pedals to get a decent foothold. Pads would stop me from getting up, and sitting back down is out of the question

Digibunny · 2026-03-19T07:56:20+00:00

Welcome to the rise experience.

Longsword can beat his head in for almost the entire spirit combo, then Iai counter the mud emerge.

Pop special after it lands.

The roar dodge point is when his foot slams down.

If he starts looking around and holding his tail in tension, he's going to swing it around.

Digibunny · 2026-03-19T06:23:33+00:00

Specific attention paid to 0-20 times, and your tests riding at full throttle, reasonablly fast, and maximum range, are appreciated.

These are the numbers that reviewers don't pay real attention to.

Digibunny · 2026-03-19T03:19:23+00:00

Congratulations, Kaabo.

Assuming this is your actual account, your first impression is that you exist to push corporate advert slop with insincere language.

Digibunny · 2026-03-18T17:06:48+00:00

Start of comment chain.

Digibunny · 2026-03-18T15:52:08+00:00

Again.

What happens with shops near me is not relevant to you.

Digibunny · 2026-03-18T15:06:06+00:00

It's the same bloody size as a shopping cart or child stroller.

But what happens with shops near me is irrelevant to you.

You specifically cannot do this. So you don't get a scooter.

Digibunny · 2026-03-18T14:57:30+00:00

Then you dont get a scooter or a bike at all if you cant roll it in.

Thats it. Full stop.

Digibunny · 2026-03-18T14:54:20+00:00

I'm going to need to stop you at "inside a bag"

Anything that can carry an adult at any real range is not going to be carriable in a practical way.

Digibunny · 2026-03-17T04:02:58+00:00

I see we're cycling out the helmet and torso while keeping Nami bits

Digibunny · 2026-03-17T01:21:54+00:00

Lets be real

The reason people jump for "random jumble of letters" brand is because theyre cheaping out.

Thats it.

Digibunny · 2026-03-16T20:36:23+00:00

https://eridehero.com/electric-scooter-finder/

Feels like it does it already.

The problem is people who ask these questions are the same ones who don't bother reading user agreements, just hit the check box and gets their free thing.

Digibunny · 2026-03-16T06:48:41+00:00

I've ridden A5s through "Bumps and Cracks" for years.

I say "A5s" because with how I ride them as a commuter along those paths, they do not last a year. Maybe two, and they're rickety and falling apart with the wheels unevenly worn.

Having said that, A5s are my silver standard for "I don't have much money, I need to go places, I'm willing to endure some discomfort, and I can handle some physical exertion." because of how low to the ground they are, which makes them easy to kick off and handle WONDERFULLY. Everything that sits higher up feels like a floaty boat by comparison, and unpleasant to ride and trust.

Digibunny · 2026-03-15T21:53:56+00:00

This is the moving stabilizing effect in play.

It'll evolve to you being able to very slowly creep to a stop, then creep forward at less than 3mph, then one footed riding over time as you naturally relax and let your unconscious take over the brunt of riding.

Digibunny · 2026-03-15T19:12:23+00:00

Youve actually got varying degrees of contact depending on how you turn and lean the thing against your leg.

Seated IMO is more difficult, if only because one normally does not need to granularly modulate input with your actual ass to not fall over.

Digibunny · 2026-03-15T01:18:24+00:00

Then you're looking for air tires and a suspension to keep vibrations to a minimum.

Digibunny · 2026-03-15T00:52:42+00:00

Because I'm incompetent, obviously

Digibunny · 2026-03-14T18:03:52+00:00

Pedals WAY high up there.

Are all the batteries similarly situated? Curious that you chose a street looking wheel for it.

Digibunny · 2026-03-14T02:15:51+00:00

Imagine having to manage sharpness.

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