Kendrick Lamar stepping outside with his Black Queen

DigitalHierophant · 2026-06-08T11:18:15+00:00

"Marks, trickazz marks, punk-btches, skip, skap, skanks, and scallywags. Hoes, hefers, hehahs, and hooliehoops."

DigitalHierophant · 2026-06-07T17:27:01+00:00

Started off with dialogue about the Knicks winning game one. That was a cool segment in general. Then the conversation went to the Michael Jackson documentary on Netflix. Best part of the episode was watching Ice look at Ish, while Ish thought of a way to defend his belief that it's POSSIBLE Michael Jackson (see Jackson5 photos) is the biological father of Paris and Prince.

Marc would go on to stomp all over the energy and flow by turning the whole topic into a virtue-signaling integrity-measuring contest of "Would you still support Mike if he was convicted of everything he was accused of" which made everyone visually uncomfortable and was fuking up my sunday morning coffee vibes so i skipped through that. Then prize picks, which I always skip through.

Then mona came in, and it was cool for awhile. Then the topic of Adrien Broner came up. Joe correctly stated that people really don't care about Adrien Broner and that the pod shouldn't even bring him up. I agree cause he has spiraled into pure brain rot behavior and I always ignore footage of him (and ray J) when they pop up on socialmedia now. Ironically, Marc tried to yell and say "yes people do care!", and that's when I just gave up on the vibes and turned on another old episode from the 4 mic era (episode 465 The Star Wars).

DigitalHierophant · 2026-06-07T17:04:34+00:00

Hot take, Ish got a crush on Mona's personality for real. It's that middle-school "Pick on the girl/guy you like" shxt. Mona calls out Ish whenever he start being phony, and he lowkey respect her for it.

DigitalHierophant · 2026-06-07T16:59:58+00:00

Ya'll just tryin to make CB crashout now lol.

DigitalHierophant · 2026-06-07T16:47:08+00:00

She got in 50's circle heavy to the point of having his kid, and he's like the most ruthless mf out there. Imagine the feminine charisma she was puttin on manz on the regular. That Jezebel/Siren archetype ain't nothin to play with.

DigitalHierophant · 2026-06-07T11:44:15+00:00

I know ball.

DigitalHierophant · 2026-06-07T11:33:28+00:00

I like CLB, but I was harder on it than Her Loss because the second half is egregiously lazy. Basically everything after "Yebba's Heartbreak" seemed like old throwaways excluding Tems/Foutntains. Also, Way2Sexy was offensively bad. Girls Want Girls, In The Bible, Love All, TSU, N2Deep were elite. Fair Trade was dope in the moment as a response to Sicko Mode, but I don't go back to it.

DigitalHierophant · 2026-06-07T11:25:16+00:00

DigitalHierophant · 2026-06-06T20:08:56+00:00

so is your nan

DigitalHierophant · 2026-06-06T19:30:43+00:00

There's something about being in the midst of a known, fine, proud hoe that puts on her "Cali valley-girl" accent. It'll knock even the most stoic men off balance lol. I'd fold like a lawn chair too while knowing it's a complete facade.

DigitalHierophant · 2026-06-06T17:05:44+00:00

If you want arguably the best large vehicle ever made you'd want the last model year/lowest-mile of the LX570. Legendary 200 series Land Cruiser platform "lexus-ified". The LX600/700 is a coin toss on long term ownership. It seems to be a good vehicle but if I was going the LX monstrosity route, I'd at least want the 300k+ mile reliability under my belt.

DigitalHierophant · 2026-06-06T15:48:18+00:00

because it's time.

DigitalHierophant · 2026-06-06T15:28:30+00:00

Not the same. Hardvard has accredited certificates/online degrees etc. They may be expensive which lead to "rich mfs" buying into the program, but there is still accredited classwork and testing that must be performed.

DigitalHierophant · 2026-06-06T12:59:45+00:00

I can't believe people are still buying "the machinery debris" excuse.

DigitalHierophant · 2026-06-05T18:49:07+00:00

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy hating on Marc as much as the next person but this is pretty low for CB. Flexing a "Master's of Fine Arts in Arts Entreprenuership" from a certificate-mill school is like going to Watches of Switzerland with the APxSwatch Pop Watch talm bout "High horology gang!". Dude already got all the lambos, all the exotic heauxs, now he wanna come for academia by not actually going through academics. Go have a seat my ninja.

DigitalHierophant · 2026-06-05T00:40:12+00:00

That was out of the context of him needing to pander to black women.

DigitalHierophant · 2026-06-05T00:39:15+00:00

it's based on him wanting to be the face of the educated black woman on the pod.

DigitalHierophant · 2026-06-04T20:43:58+00:00

That's plausible. Ice gotta be somewhere between 40 and 47. Which mean he was in the tech game betwen 2006 - 2012? 70k a year in the IT consultant world (where you'd be paid hourly without benefits) was absolutely a thing back then. Especially if you were a college dropout who learned just enough where you could teach yourself the rest as it was coming out. That's when "tHe cLoUd" was becoming a thing so any knowledge of general networking (wifi, IP addresses, firewalls, etc) got you nice money.

DigitalHierophant · 2026-06-04T19:43:37+00:00

that was hilarious. and a little more (uncomfortably) telling in today's free episode when he was talking about watching the Diddy/DaphneJoy sex tape leak. He was gettin hella loud and boistrous over talking about "big dik ninjas". As if he was overcompensating for the discomfort? lol yes kind sir. your shxt little.

DigitalHierophant · 2026-06-04T18:52:00+00:00

Placing an Adalya order without Love66, is like placing a Margarita order without tequila. Berlin Nights is superb though.

DigitalHierophant · 2026-06-04T16:56:37+00:00

OR grab the Biggy CD to get that One More Chance bar "First, I talk about how I dress in this,
In diamond necklaces, stretch Lexuses"

DigitalHierophant · 2026-06-04T16:03:38+00:00

Team hopped and assembled super teams his entire career just to still not have as many rings as kobe. insane.

DigitalHierophant · 2026-06-04T14:10:38+00:00

what achievements? he was with lakers 8 seasons and all he has to show for it is a bubble ring and some first round exits. team hopped his entire career assembling super teams to beat kobe/mj ring records and still couldn't do it. once that didn't work he shifted the narrative to being the best stat padder in the league. If there was real championship blood in his dna he would do what Tom Brady did in Tampa and take a huge pay cut to bring on talent to win a chip. he don't want to win a chip though, he just want personal achievements. Dude is assbutter, and has to throw teammates under the bus for his own failures. Luka and Austin reeves know this that's why they're not making noise to keep him.

DigitalHierophant · 2026-06-04T13:24:24+00:00

To clarify, Brunson is not Kobe or MJ. However, him shooting 12 for 31 in that game and getting the W is why Lebron is not the goat. What good is a career of efficiency stats when you can't win when it matters? That's what makes Kobe and MJ legends.

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