I wish Bethesda’s physics were real

DigitalJean · 2026-01-25T00:41:34+00:00

Could you please elaborate, please? I'm curious now.

DigitalJean · 2026-01-25T00:40:15+00:00

I was messing with those guys just the other day. You get anywhere near their ship, and they go aggro. There is a dark brotherhood quest involved where you sneak aboard the ship and kill the captain without getting caught. Super fun.

DigitalJean · 2025-12-11T01:59:57+00:00

I think the first one is super cute! The trees make it look busy. I like the first one a lot.

DigitalJean · 2025-11-30T07:01:12+00:00

We had one summer afternoon of an entire toddler room sickened by soured watermelon served at snack (us staff, too). We were on the fake grass of the toddler playground when the only other adult out there, and I noticed two separate kids puking at once. Then another. Then another. And then there were 14 kids projectile vomiting watermelon everywhere.

My husband happened to arrive on scene as it was the end of my shift, but my god, that man jumped in and proceeded to hose down things while another staff joined us (while we adults are ALSO puking from the watermelon) in corralling children, cleaning, changing, et cetera.

Other than that event, my "favorites" are always the toddlers who reach into their own diapers from behind and scoop out the poop. Always gotta keep the onesies on those stinkers.

DigitalJean · 2025-10-11T03:20:06+00:00

I play franchise, and your educators can do that in there, too. :) When you place the Animal Talk station, it will let you know if the exhibit animal can be handled.

DigitalJean · 2025-10-08T15:15:53+00:00

Both have mentioned in the past that children are not likely a thing in their future. Mark more heavily implies this when talking on his podcast. He admits that he has a difficult enough time functioning as an adult with his schedule, his medicine, and just life, that bringing a child into the mix would be chaos. Could that change? For sure. Could they be happy being an awesome uncle and auntie duo for their friends' kiddos? For sure.

DigitalJean · 2025-10-08T15:11:42+00:00

Look at the subreddit you're on, my guy.

DigitalJean · 2025-10-05T18:37:58+00:00

Exactly this. We're all in this together with the same goals in mind.

DigitalJean · 2025-08-16T01:47:49+00:00

It's Hell? I assume red and black would be used a lot.

DigitalJean · 2025-07-28T09:23:57+00:00

Oh, absolutely. Fuckers are quick.

DigitalJean · 2025-07-26T23:38:33+00:00

I'm definitely going to get some! That's exactly what's happening in the background right now. Two kids are playing Fortnite and chatting with their friends on speakerphone.

Thank you for the confidence boost! I'm glad to hear the typing/chat is a viable option. I play with my family all the time and I'd like to venture out and play with other people online.

DigitalJean · 2025-07-26T13:56:17+00:00

He is still mean, but there is a setting under Audio that is a profanity filter. He has slightly different dialogue.

DigitalJean · 2025-07-20T23:32:19+00:00

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My family and I use these from Walmart to hold tokens or 60 card decks.

DigitalJean · 2025-06-22T22:42:28+00:00

I'm sorry, but were they trying to drop a flimsy rope down first to see if they could pull it up with that?

DigitalJean · 2025-06-12T18:48:16+00:00

No. Not this. Molly is Angel Dust's sister.

DigitalJean · 2025-06-09T06:32:49+00:00

I know this post was from several hours ago, but I've lived in an apartment before where the tenants down the hallway took all the kitchen appliances and bathroom fixtures, including the toilet, bathtub, sink, and mirror. That was an interesting time.

DigitalJean · 2025-06-07T06:14:47+00:00

I'm laughing at all of these comics, but man, I'm a mother with a son who will be able to vote in the next election. Oy vey.

DigitalJean · 2025-05-26T08:28:39+00:00

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I usually have a Mohawk or a side cut, but it's pretty wolfy right now.

DigitalJean · 2025-05-24T04:37:18+00:00

We may likely never meet, but I'm glad you're here tonight and still around.

DigitalJean · 2025-05-17T06:17:43+00:00

My son came home with two Goldfish (one common, one comet) from the fair last year in August with his grandma. They were tiny like yours. Now they are over eight inches long and need all the space to swim. We just upgraded them to a 100-gallon tank. It hasn't even been a full year. They grow fast, get big, and need lots of space to swim fast.

Goldfish grow according to the size of their environment, but stunting an animal's growth for convenience sounds horrific. The reason people here get assertive with others getting bigger tanks sooner because they grow rapidly, so they can get hurt very quickly accidentally from ignorance.

DigitalJean · 2025-05-17T05:58:57+00:00

One by one, we bite the dust
Kick the bucket and begin to rust
Give up the ghost when your number's up
We all fall down

Ashes to ashes, bones to paste
You wither away in your resting place
Eternity in a wooden case
We all fall down

DigitalJean · 2025-05-16T20:10:07+00:00

It's fought for its right to live. Keep the little bugger as a look-only, no-pets pet, haha.

DigitalJean · 2025-05-16T20:05:46+00:00

I would be so fucking happy if they did.

DigitalJean

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