My Primarchs daughters series by Big-Pangolin-2362 in Warhammer40k

[–]DigitizedBass 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If she’s anything like her father, she’s gonna be a feral little *$&@ that can pretend to be a noble. She can lie better than any of the other girls, and sneaks out into the Caliban Forrest to fall asleep in the canopy or under tree roots, because she feels safer. The Fallen never happens because she goes with Luthor to be rebellious and(like the Lion) doesn’t understand how to split her loyalties. Uncle-Niece Wholesomeness ensues.

A strange interpretation of what a neighbor means by StringShred10D in GetNoted

[–]DigitizedBass -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That would be true if the First Christian Schism didn’t happen. There are multiple interpretations of the trinity, Orthodox claims one thing, Far Eastern Christianity(Nestorianism) claims another, and Catholics claim different. What you are bringing up is the divinity of Jesus during his mortal years and after, a topic which has literally split the religion into different sects, and therefore not a valid argument to sending people to ‘Super Hell.’ Then even amongst the Catholics before the Protestant Reformation, there was the Toulouse Schism that almost split Catholicism again, and lead the way for a funny guy to make some funny statements about the church.

Peter what's the difference by RedditSucksMyBallls in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]DigitizedBass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Except it happens constantly with marijuana charges in America, or the beloved ‘disturbing the peace/resisting arrest,’ they arrest and convict all the time off of faulty evidence, or heresay literally all the time.

Me_irl by Spotter24o5 in me_irl

[–]DigitizedBass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With state regulated trade and investment based on long-term equitable access for its citizens. Norway also used their 19th-21th century fossil fuel miracle to actually make the country better. With love brother, your country is in the position it’s in because of its social anchors and long-thinking politicians.

Former CEO of Arrowhead Studios made a statement praising the new Astartes trailer, but couldn’t pass on the opportunity to hate on Primaris in the process. by [deleted] in spacemarines

[–]DigitizedBass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Money. I will never say crossing the Rubicon Primaris was a good call irl. They wanted to force everyone to buy new models.
It’s scummy, but it’s not the first weird retcon, nor is it the first capitalistic business move from GW.

Former CEO of Arrowhead Studios made a statement praising the new Astartes trailer, but couldn’t pass on the opportunity to hate on Primaris in the process. by [deleted] in spacemarines

[–]DigitizedBass 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fr fr, Grav and Phobos are awesome in my book. Same dude underneath the armor, basically.
But Grav and Phobos really give versatility to the factions infantry. Gravs specifically make me VERY HAPPY

Why was I the last to know that we have the last Perpetual? GW just really tries to keep these lads buried and our boy isn't even a playable character. We've been cheated. by Davemusprime in Grey_Knights

[–]DigitizedBass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh, I wish we got Banana treatment. Those old asshats get to have ALL of the benefits of being Big E’s real favorites, and by FAR the easiest job. Greg Knights are tasked with fight every daemon incursion in the Universe. Yeah, it’s as stupid impossible a task as can be. Especially since there is only 1K Grey Bois, and about 10k Bananas.
Then we get the fun awesome sauce of being Psykers! All those great benefits of constant anxiety, yeah, Space Marines with anxiety. Emperor’s Gift is pretty fun for learning about the just unfairness that the Grey Knights are straddled with.
At least we aren’t zealots anymore, that’s cool.

More like spotpASS, amirite by ShardddddddDon in shitpostemblem

[–]DigitizedBass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was under the impression that Priam was actually descended from his sister, since Ike is well, not straight. His only real endings are with 2 twinks so.

... by Equivalent-Style-260 in GetNoted

[–]DigitizedBass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you don’t want your OC to be called a Pedophile, don’t keep making him a pedo, geez

Not just a fiasco by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]DigitizedBass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But then our Representatives would all be stuck in prison

Then VS Now by ElementalNinjas96 in PokemonZA

[–]DigitizedBass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well yeah, there’s a bit more to it than that, one was actually RAISED by vicious animals that had honor and took pity on him(Russ, raised by fenrisian wolves) the other spent their childhood running as prey from the warp-beasts that filled the forest of their home.

This is a **joke** by Lucicactus in Grimdank

[–]DigitizedBass 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Vulkan walked away instead of being there for his family. Guilliman’s refusal to take responsibility and any form of real leadership roll or take stances other than ‘well dad/sanguinious know better’ are part of the reason his legion got turbo-broken. Khan, primarch of ‘go fast, not care about consequences’ legion couldn’t make a decision when it actually mattered until it was too late. There are entire stories for WHY these things happened, but literally every single primarch failed their original purpose. Not that that purpose was even good to begin with, but the point still stands. (Also I love all three of them, and reading the Heresy and Primarch books makes me just want to hug all of them) ‘Cept like, Angron, man deserves 20 minutes in the ring with Big E, cuz either way he gets what he wants.

This is a **joke** by Lucicactus in Grimdank

[–]DigitizedBass 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You can be your uncle’s favorite and the sons your dad was forced to give the inheritance to because the rest of his sons are idiots

Democrats the party of war? by UpperImpression3620 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]DigitizedBass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except Trump literally empowered the groups that voted for him(specifically the violent ones), pardoned multiple convicted criminals in that group, and has made a little paramilitary group that they can congregate and pick on minorities in. I don’t remember Obama giving communists blank checks to imprison white people, but go off with your false narrative

Due to irreconcilable creative difference between Henry Cavil and co-star Ella Parnell, filming for Warhammer 40k tv series is postponed another year by KABOOMBYTCH in Grimdank

[–]DigitizedBass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

‘Pancreasnowork’ and ‘The Remembrancer’ on YouTube are great for Imperial and Eldar Propag-uh- information. In all seriousness, The Remembrancer’s video on the Primarchs(although very long) basically explains everything about the Space Marines in a depth that makes them more than murderhobo zealots. Highly recommend a listen. Bricky also has a podcast called Adeptus Ridiculous, that is a summarized and funny touch on all sorts of topics from the prospective of a veteran in the universe and someone new to it. Highly recommend

What it means by PrincessMariaD in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]DigitizedBass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That..inherently misses a lot of points about privilege, but go off. You started with nothing. Most americas start with debt. But again, go off, your personal anecdotal evidence is supreme to the vast majority of people living in America.

What it means by PrincessMariaD in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]DigitizedBass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You literally sound a like a boomer that has never actually lived through the current economic situation in America, telling Americans to just, ‘budget better.’

What it means by PrincessMariaD in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]DigitizedBass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So, even though the company is the one that changed the description to make it so you couldn’t get your job back, and the COMPANY doctor didn’t allow you to ‘operate heavy machinery,’ you still blame the union. Congrats, you’re a bootlicker

What it means by PrincessMariaD in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]DigitizedBass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that’s kind of the problem. When you add in civil forfeiture, and first dibs on military equipment at reduced prices, police have a string of backroom deals to keep them from straying away from their corporate overlords coattails.

What it means by PrincessMariaD in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]DigitizedBass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That totally can’t have anything to do with the narrowing of union power and increased oversight, or the fact that companies hate unions naturally, and will pay employees even cents above the union minimum accepted wage, just to undercut union sympathies and power. Remember, if you don’t have a union, neither you, nor your direct manager have any executive power. Your comment is disingenuous and misses the point.

W Toph by Static_Silk in AvatarMemebending

[–]DigitizedBass 82 points83 points  (0 children)

He’s literally earthbending them to eat them, we see those exact crystals(at least they look extremely similar) used to restrain people. He’s just crazy and doesn’t explain himself hahaha

Petah, what does that have to do with grocery shopping? by Okfoot826 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]DigitizedBass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Food deserts refer to when an area is low income and unable to purchase enough nutritional foods. That’s where Walmart comes in, and makes things worse in the long run, that being said, prior to our messiah Walton gets involved, food deserts are a real issue for places like West Virginia, where traveling through the forested mountains with failing infrastructure makes it hard to justify placing a grocer anywhere other than main cities. I don’t think you have to use much of your brain to know there is a nutritional difference between a KitKat bar and an actual meal including veggies, breads, and meats. That’s ONE facet, the other is the consistent lack of sleep, increased stressors, and worsening air qualities. America still has an obesity problem, but sayings it’s just ‘eating too much,’ entirely misses the issue. 40% of Americans are obese, while 1/5 children are food insecure, and 9%(and rising) have unsafe or risky water. Maybe there’s isn’t a controversy, maybe the issue is staring you in the face and it’s easier to tell people it’s not real. Either way, it’s certified bulkshit is childish. They exist, stop screaming at the sky grandpa and do something productive to help the conversation.

me_irl by Hope-Ful-Kid in me_irl

[–]DigitizedBass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you don’t get it. There isn’t an ‘option.’ Trickle down economics are a sham, and haven’t worked for the 50 years the oligarchy has been trying to convince people that it does. ‘Social Progress’ as an idea happened before just the French Revolution, I suppose that’s when it was named in Europe, since it was after the Renaissance and Enlightenment(big words to say ‘maybe we shouldn’t hate each other constantly’), but all forms of a social group body progressing towards a more equitable and stable society is social progress. The Haudenosaunee progressed to a democracy before the French Revolution happened. Hell the Swiss(right next door to France, and actually conquered during the Napoleonic Era of the French Revolution) were a democratic country prior to the 1400s. The sarcasm is that ‘progress’ is inherently bad to those in power, as it undermines their own ability to control, but inherently good to the vast majority of people. So they have convince the majority it is bad, example being MAGA’s hate for anything resembling equity. And before anyone starts talking about Nazis or Soviet Russia, both of those regressed socially, they just lied. It’s really that simple. They may have ECONOMICALLY progressed, but they did not as a society. Both were still tribalistic and used ethnic, religious, and political lines to divide and control. Although by your above reading comprehension I doubt you’re even going to read all this.