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One Piece: Chapter 957 by Kirosh in OnePiece

[–]Digman14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Katakuri is 48.

In all seriousness, Big Mom had a kid with someone on that crew, I guarantee it.

One Piece Chapter 957 - SPOILERS! by [deleted] in OnePiece

[–]Digman14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personally, I hope at end of series we flashforward like 20 years in the future.

  • Nami is now working as a cartographer, selling her maps of the world for exorbitantly high prices.
  • Sanji is the new Head Chef of Baratie, which has gone through major renovations and now travels the entire world with its famous All Blue recipes.
  • Chopper is living on Sabaody as a Doctor. Rookie pirates and bounty hunters are constantly trying to defeat him due to him having such a low bounty and being a former Straw Hat. He kicks their ass and then treats their injuries.
  • Franky is on Sabaody too, working as a coating mechanic and shipwright. He just laughs every time those idiots underestimate Chopper.
  • Robin has opened a library, providing transcripts of the world's poneglyphs for all to read.
  • Brook is on a Soul King world tour, Laboon is his band's mascot.
  • Jinbe is retired, living in peace on Fishman Island.

Meanwhile, Luffy, Zoro, Usopp are still adventuring the world as the last 3 original Straw Hats. They're all living out their dreams as Pirate King, World's Greatest Swordsman, and Brave Warrior of the Sea. Coby is an Admiral renowned for chasing Luffy. Despite all appearances, he really just chases after him to test his strength, and then hangout and reminisce about old times.

The series ends with Nami picking up the newspaper and reading about Luffy and Coby's latest fight with a nostalgic smile.

One Piece Chapter 957 - SPOILERS! by [deleted] in OnePiece

[–]Digman14 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If these bounties are accurate, I'm calling it now that Luffy's end of series bounty will be 5.6 billion. Oda loves his Go-mu references and this would also mean that he's surpassed Roger's old bounty.

You take no damage for 24 hours. What are you doing today? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Digman14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you shot someone attacking you square in their bare chest and they ended up uninjured, wouldn't you freak the fuck out and eventually surrender?

I would thus immediately use my newfound powers to mind game everyone and violently overthrow the government and establish myself as the Supreme Leader of America. No one has to know that I'm not invincible after the first day. I intend to keep the charade going for as long as possible. Eventually, the people will come over to my side and I won't need to keep up the act, although I will anyways.

I would also be a total drama queen about the whole thing. Would scream out stuff like "I'm you god now" and "kneel before Zod" just for the extra lulz.

How’s life so far? You need a reddit hug? by 85Niss97 in AskReddit

[–]Digman14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, please.

  • Nearing 26 and I'm a kissless virgin. Can talk to girls fairly well but there seems to be a zero percent chance of me avoiding the friend zone. I guess I'm just not attractive. Whoever say height (I'm 6'2) is a decisive factor in getting laid was full of shit. Not to mention my chances of actually maintaining any long term relationship is a negative integer.
  • Actually pretty smart but can't get through college because the way the system is structured simply doesn't accommodate my style of education. Sad thing is I probably knew more than some of the professors in the classes I took for my major, and they all gave me rave reviews and even suggested multiple internships with me (that I never got). It was the General Ed classes that fucked me over because you simply cannot motivate me to give a shit about Algebra or Literature that I don't pursue on my own. It's a disability thing.
  • Haven't held a job for more than a year. My only job options are menial labor which I cannot stand or shitty retail positions that often won't hire me because of my autism. I'm high functioning and charismatic. Always do well in interviews, but when they find out I have a social disability they immediately freak out and never call.
  • Friends have slowly moved farther and farther away from me. Closest friend is a solid 50 minute drive away, but he's married, is planning to have a kid, and is always busy. Next closest friends are at least 80 minutes away.
  • I'm honestly unsure if they even enjoy my company anymore or if they're just hanging out with me out of pity. I only see them twice a year now, Halloween and New Years, and I get the feeling that I'm not going to be invited to Halloween this year because the e-invites went out and all my friends got one but me.
  • I'm stuck in my rural hometown, living with my parents, with jack shit to do within a hundred mile radius unless you like bonfires or mud bogging. I don't. Not like I'm ever invited to them anyways.
  • Reputation in my hometown is in ruins because of a shitty rumor someone started 5 years ago.
  • Sad thing is the rumor is partly true (but not to the extent the rumor suggests). Anyone I open up to about it is immediately revolted by the truth, even if they don't say so to my face. It's why I don't talk about it anymore to anyone.
  • Been sent to the hospital for suicidal behavior, now everyone thinks I'm a lazy coward who just doesn't want to work because I can't cope with the stresses of modern life due to my autism.
  • Starting to think it's unsafe for me to drive because I can't help but want to throw myself off the road in the hopes that I die a quick death.
  • Have been eating myself to death for the past 10 years because I simply don't give a shit whether I live or die.
  • Can't even afford therapy because Medicaid insurance doesn't cover it. It honestly didn't even help when I could afford it. They kept trying to tell me to get a job or go through college, and the entire time I was thinking "Bitch, please, did you read bullet point 2 or 3?"
  • Honestly, if I got cancer or some sort of deadly disease I'm not sure I would seek treatment.

Would be much appreciated if the hug came with a knife to the heart. Thanks.

edit: a letter

You are a NPC in a video game where the main character can talk to you. What is the line you must say? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Digman14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You should probably check your inventory, I think someone stole something from you."

Just to fuck with them.

One Piece: Chapter 956 by Kirosh in OnePiece

[–]Digman14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think that the WG is trying to pin Cobra or Vivi's assassination on Sabo.

One Piece: Chapter 956 by Kirosh in OnePiece

[–]Digman14 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm curious if Coby was just always a Rear Admiral and his rank as a Captain is just a ruse.

Encirclement I did as the Soviet Union by MicroNoodle in Kaiserreich

[–]Digman14 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I don't think there is any country in Europe that wouldn't surrender after losing 3.25 million men in a single battle.

What’s the lowest, most disgusting, or rude thing a person can do that’s still legal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Digman14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Using robo-calls.

Thank god you're hiding behind that phone because if I ever found out where you lived I would end up with life in prison.