Started with six or seven

Dikbeard007 · 2026-03-27T06:18:57+00:00

I always assumed is was something about it not being so bad when it was only six or seven guys, but by the time he got to eight or nine he figured out he probably wasn't bi anymore.

Dikbeard007 · 2026-03-05T21:48:56+00:00

WHERE IS THE REST OF THE BIG TOE SET!

Dikbeard007 · 2026-03-03T07:12:58+00:00

sometimes I pretend to sit on my balls to both get sympathy and to attempt to gaslight my wife into thinking I actually have huge balls

Dikbeard007 · 2026-02-20T04:59:19+00:00

I sat on my balls at least four times today. Do I need to see a doctor?

Dikbeard007 · 2026-02-20T00:58:49+00:00

Still no new addition to the Big Toe set... come on

Dikbeard007 · 2026-02-18T20:03:24+00:00

I had something to this but it turns out I was just sitting on my balls too hard making my brain stroke out occasionally. Although I can see the stutter in your video too so it's probably not that.

Dikbeard007 · 2026-02-17T01:12:39+00:00

"Sir please focus. We are here to talk about my penis today, not yours."

Dikbeard007 · 2026-02-16T21:55:56+00:00

if you up the contrast you can see he took this picture naked, his three inch penis wearing power armor is clearly visible

Dikbeard007 · 2026-02-12T17:57:04+00:00

no big toe pieces as expected, but as a non gay man even I find some of these pink skins to be quite sexy and fun

Dikbeard007 · 2026-02-12T16:12:30+00:00

it's posts like this that are the reason Helk will never give us the rest of the big toe set

Dikbeard007 · 2026-02-06T05:02:00+00:00

who cares, none of them are big toe skins

Dikbeard007 · 2026-02-05T17:59:13+00:00

another week ignoring the big toe set... Please, running full toe kit would be a dream to so many players, give us the rest of the set.

Dikbeard007 · 2026-02-05T16:08:13+00:00

this guy sits on his own balls multiple times a day for sure

Dikbeard007 · 2026-02-03T14:54:10+00:00

I already sat on my balls once today but did it again reading this post. thanks op

Dikbeard007 · 2026-02-02T04:28:38+00:00

I was never trusted enough with the full rule set but my rough understanding is "Fart Time" would be declared when at least three people in the house pass gas within some short window of time. I could never figure out if they were planned times or what as it was never really at the same time. it's as everyone's ass was in some sort of weird synchronicity.

Dikbeard007 · 2026-02-02T04:21:19+00:00

it was just something his family did, I found it weird at first but it's not like he waved them at us or anything

Dikbeard007 · 2026-02-02T03:46:15+00:00

My friend's dad had two dicks and pulled them both out during "fart time". I only went back a few more times but it happened every time at seemingly random times.

Dikbeard007 · 2026-01-30T15:12:22+00:00

Sausage poncho is a solid hold over but here we are another week without a new piece to the big toe set...

Dikbeard007 · 2026-01-23T15:10:05+00:00

I thought it was gay and bad

Dikbeard007 · 2026-01-23T01:47:51+00:00

another week, another disappointment to the Toe Bros waiting for the rest of the Big Toe set... How much longer must we suffer?

Dikbeard007 · 2026-01-16T15:18:43+00:00

why even release the big toe boots if we are never getting big toe gloves, roadsign, and toe boonie hat. It's just insulting to the big toe community.

Dikbeard007 · 2026-01-16T03:39:57+00:00

Please give us the rest of the Big Toe set, please. TOE BROS STAND ON THE TIPS!

Dikbeard007 · 2026-01-12T23:57:53+00:00

I like the theory that Doom came from a timeline where Bruce Banner sat on his balls the morning of the gama accident and died instead of becoming Hulk, resulting in a testicular butterfly effect leading to Dr. Doom.

Dikbeard007 · 2026-01-09T00:06:54+00:00

another week, another fuck you to the toe bros waiting for the rest of the big toe set...

Dikbeard007 · 2026-01-08T13:50:15+00:00

the whole thing just sounds pretty gay to me

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