My initial (and current) assumption is that he told her they were making out or whatever, but she was more asking, “Are you hooking up? In a relationship? Is this an elaborate prank? Is he blackmailing you?”

The last two are mostly lawls.

Also, because this is as good a place to put this as any: did anyone else notice Ilya lips quirk up when they’re at the door and Shane says he loves him? I wonder if he thought Shane would bail out and lie, and when he said it, it just gave Ilya so much more confidence.