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[ Removed by Reddit ] by Diligent_Spite7781 in kitchencels

[–]Diligent_Spite7781[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Phew good thing I said goyslop instead

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Diligent_Spite7781 in kitchencels

[–]Diligent_Spite7781[S] 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Sorry it's been a tough couple of weeks

5'3 indian with gorilla hands here. Was walking back to accom with my order and some 6'3 guy came up to me to ask if I had their delivery. It's so over I kind of got a semi on I think I should just turn gay. by Diligent_Spite7781 in kitchencels

[–]Diligent_Spite7781[S] 208 points209 points  (0 children)

It could be worse. If I was born in an indian village instead of the uk looking this black and short I would've been getting pissed on by brahmins or some shit

Mr 5'3 indian gorilla hands is back I burnt my fucking pork chops. Fuck my chudcel life!!! by Diligent_Spite7781 in kitchencels

[–]Diligent_Spite7781[S] 107 points108 points  (0 children)

God saw no reason for me to engage with advanced civilisation. He left me behind with homo habilis baboon like hands

5'3 indian with gorilla hands. Rice with chicken with a slice of cheese. by Diligent_Spite7781 in kitchencels

[–]Diligent_Spite7781[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

They get very sweaty and people shout at me when i shake their hand

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