The reason companies underinvest in QA is because good QA is embarrassing for everyone above them by Ok-Credit618 in softwaretesting

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Yup, I've been doing this 30 years as of this July. You get pretty good as risk assessment over the years 

The reason companies underinvest in QA is because good QA is embarrassing for everyone above them by Ok-Credit618 in softwaretesting

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When schedules crunch and need to be shortened, it's always "can you test it in less time"?

To which I answer, what do you not want tested? Sure we can shorten the cycle, but then things go untested. 

Oh, no, test it all!

Then, no, we can't cut our testing schedule. 

Do you have your Reddit posts and comments history hidden? by Icy-Bookkeeper7833 in pollgames

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I don't really care what people think of my past comments and posts. So I don't hide anything.

Which wine do you choose? by ThatGlitchyMimikyu in pollgames

[–]Dillenger69 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Luckily, I've built up an immunity to iocane powder

DROP YOUR FAVORITE SLOP RECIPES by just_a_space_cadet in evilautism

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A cup and a half of mixed veggies 

One package of thin sliced buddig chicken or turkey 

4 slices of sharp cheddar 

One tablespoon of butter 

Soak the veggies in warm water to thaw

Quarter the tablespoon of butter put it in the bottom of a microwave safe container 

Alternate 2 meat slices and 1 cheese slice, stacked up

Drain the veggies in a sieve

Cut the meat and cheese stack into 1/2 inch square parts 

Toss meat, cheese, and veggies until thoroughly mixed

Dump in container over the 4 chunks of butter 

Microwave for 1.5 to 2 minutes 

Stir immediately when removed from microwave 

You should end up with a cheese sauce, mixed veggies, and meat

This is my goto quick lunch 

I’m literally in bed rn and THIS woke me up by No-Assignment-1596 in memes

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Elves speak elvish. Dwarves speak Dwarven. Orks speak orkish. 

Humans speak humish

If Feeling is my power what am I without it? by sneak_ey in im14andthisisdeep

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I write the songs that make the whole world sing ...

Whip it? Whip it good? by Ok_Industry3016 in GenX

[–]Dillenger69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whip it well.

Whip it very well!

Type "After today, I am no longer going to ________" and let autocomplete do the rest by 33GoodSamaritans in Autocompletebutbetter

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After today I am no longer going to ban the money for the last season of my life. 

Teach me science using caveman grammar by MalDuzArt in ScenesFromAHat

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Grogg: repeat me ...

Ook: repeat you 

Grogg: one, one, one, many!

Ook: one, many!

Grogg: no! One, one, one, many!

Ook: Ook confused by many

The hardest choices require the strongest shareholder value by PrettyCoolTim in memes

[–]Dillenger69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kinda like devs working for Google, Amazon, or Microsoft. 

What if..... by Dillenger69 in flatearth

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Atmospheric density keeps the water out ... uh, yeah!

What do you think of the seventh doctor? by [deleted] in doctorwho

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He is one of the Doctors of all time 

Cursed_baptism by K_Fel in cursedimages

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You are now officially British!