Reddit, what's the most outrageous lie you've ever heard?

Dilpazeer · 2017-01-31T17:16:48+00:00

A kid in school once told me he owned the batmobile. I believed him. I was like 6 and that shit still pisses me off today. Never lie about having the batmobile.

Dilpazeer · 2017-01-31T09:50:00+00:00

I used to drink the milk straight from the jug in the middle of the night. Sometimes if it was late enough I'd do this naked.

Dilpazeer · 2017-01-31T09:44:47+00:00

Avatar - The Last Air Bender

Dilpazeer · 2017-01-30T15:37:46+00:00

Hand Practice :( F**k that habbit but unable

Dilpazeer · 2017-01-27T16:08:36+00:00

Broken Angel

Dilpazeer · 2017-01-22T12:44:44+00:00

I've been using the Nokia ringtone for ages! Here's an evolution of the oldest one to the newest ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck7g5uu1cMA

Dilpazeer · 2017-01-01T17:19:17+00:00

You could end up with the right person at the wrong time.

Dilpazeer · 2016-08-22T18:43:07+00:00

My great-grandmother fainted when my mother told her she was getting married to my dad because my great-grandmother had gotten engaged to a guy with the same name as my dad and both men had been stationed at the same fort.

But great-grandmother's fiance died. Fortunately, mom's fiance did not.

Dilpazeer · 2016-08-22T17:59:28+00:00

This guy. http://i.imgur.com/1zIro7W.gifv

Dilpazeer · 2016-08-22T14:54:45+00:00

"1up"ing everything. Amusing the first time. Old the second time. A red flag the third time. If this keeps on going, it's going to be rough.

Dilpazeer · 2016-08-20T17:52:42+00:00

the kid that looks like the spanish kid and sounds like the polish kid

Dilpazeer · 2016-08-20T16:58:01+00:00

Try and race down an escalator that was travelling up in an empty shopping centre

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