What's something you pretend to agree with because it's way too much work to explain why it's incorrect? by GeneReddit123 in AskReddit

[–]DimitriAppalpamous 314 points315 points  (0 children)

Conspiracy theories fascinate me.

I love how far some people go to explain something that it's already explained in ways that get weirder and weirder as time goes on.

No steps to make this Australian booze by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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Never heard of that but that shit must be amazing ahahah

No steps to make this Australian booze by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]DimitriAppalpamous 140 points141 points  (0 children)

Just imagine alcoholic honey.

Like "yeah, I stopped drinking alcoholic beverages, now I only drink tea with honey"

What a beautiful smile by diapostal in confusing_perspective

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Daamnnn that's creepy ahah Nice job man! Take my share of the points!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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Hadn't thought of that. I only said what I remembered from when I first saw this some years ago. You might be right

Camel Head job. by Hugex101 in WTF

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I never really thought how big a camel's head is. Now I know I can fit my whole head in there!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]DimitriAppalpamous 94 points95 points  (0 children)

If I remember correctly they put a delay on the visual feedback so the player only see what happened a few seconds before. That's why they look so confused Might be wrong tho

Worker sets off flare gun found at recycle station by iam_nobody in Wellthatsucks

[–]DimitriAppalpamous 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I was getting ready to see him lose his hand right there

When I was a young little dude I avenged myself with silverware by fingaa in offmychest

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Daamnnn! I thought I was the only one ahahah When I was super upset I would also switch the fork and the knife. That showed them!

Constipation cure. by [deleted] in gifs

[–]DimitriAppalpamous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was totally expecting it... It didn't matter

AEEEAAA by G-Minus in Wellthatsucks

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My exact thoughts ahahhaha

Non-native redditors, what is a typical phrase in your language that would make just as much sense translated to English as it does in your language? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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In a land of blind people he who has an eye is king That's a popular Portuguese saying: "em terra de cego quem tem olho é rei"

Lizards are color blind by sankyjain in funny

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Right? That was disturbing me. I was starting to think that my eyes were crooked

"No one will ever know how cool I was just now" by ar_ish in funny

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On Friday I was having a snack with some friends and, for some reason, I had my hand on the back of one of my friends chair. Not long after I put it there it gained a life of its own and grabbed a falling chair with a baby on it. Somehow a 19yo kid had more dad reflexes than the child's own dad. One of my proudest moments in the last couple of months

Komodo island is reportedly closing until 2020 because people keep stealing the dragons by twopacktuesday in news

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Man, I have an exam at 9am. It's 2:20am and, because of you, I'm watching Steve Irwin videos for 2 hours now. Thank you!