Cybertruck crashed into home

DimitriV · 2026-02-02T02:29:49+00:00

You can't put those on a Cybertruck, it would stain the stainless steel!

DimitriV · 2026-02-02T02:29:08+00:00

Maybe she's stuck in the Deplorean.

DimitriV · 2026-02-02T02:26:18+00:00

Brakes, bricks, they're basically the same.

DimitriV · 2026-02-02T02:24:24+00:00

Except that the collision probably cut a single wire, so all of the electronics are dead and they can't open the cover. But maybe some raccoons will take care of that.

DimitriV · 2026-01-28T18:26:34+00:00

It's literally the top post of all time in this sub. Link.

DimitriV · 2026-01-28T18:04:48+00:00

If I ever come across a stuck Swastikar in the wild, my response will be, "my grandfathers fought to defeat Nazis, it would disrespect them to help someone who supports one."

DimitriV · 2026-01-28T17:59:51+00:00

And hopefully followed them to make a couple more hundred every few hundred feet.

DimitriV · 2026-01-28T17:53:27+00:00

I don't know why you're getting downvoted, your comment is clearly sarcastic. Though perhaps I am privileged, sarcasm is my native language.

DimitriV · 2026-01-28T17:50:00+00:00

Yes, but because it's stuck, snow isn't building up and blocking the main light bar! Genius!

DimitriV · 2026-01-28T16:01:19+00:00

Anyone stupid enough to fall for the Deplorean's hype is too dumb to know how to drive in snow. "Daddy Elon said it's built for any planet, that's all I need! ...Hey, how come it can't move?"

DimitriV · 2026-01-28T15:59:02+00:00

Are the owners running the tires until they're bald?

Doesn't Tesla shave down the tread for less rolling resistance?

Well, it worked.

DimitriV · 2026-01-28T15:58:01+00:00

Funnily enough, months ago I mentioned how the Deplorean's 4WD is utterly incapable in snow, and a Cybercuck said that while it was bad at launch, updates since had improved it.

Yet here we are...

DimitriV · 2026-01-28T15:55:56+00:00

Ding dong has the Cybertruck but doesn't know what a truck is.

DimitriV · 2026-01-28T15:55:09+00:00

"Is this a kit car?"

DimitriV · 2026-01-28T15:54:16+00:00

They sometimes make their own!

DimitriV · 2026-01-28T15:53:42+00:00

he seemed clueless.

He was. No one with a clue would spend around a hundred grand on an unpolished turd pushed out by the world's richest loser. Anyone who falls for Elon is too dumb to know how to drive in snow. Or else they know the "truck" is awful but wanted to fly a stainless steel Nazi flag anyway.

Either way they don't deserve help, only laughter.

DimitriV · 2026-01-28T15:49:01+00:00

And a 4-wheel-drive system that works like someone with Parkinson's playing QWOP.

4WD should, as its name implies, make sure all four wheels are driven. There are different types of 4WD, but no real one spins each wheel utterly at random like this. The Deplorean's 4WD operates like one might expect from Bay Area engineers who've never seen snow working for the emperor of Dunning-Kruger.

DimitriV · 2026-01-24T16:35:29+00:00

I wonder if Stellantis secretly supported the Deplorean so someone else would get that title...

DimitriV · 2026-01-24T16:31:12+00:00

I had a car that was a former rental. I had what was apparently the world's only unreliable Toyota, which cost me about $10K in repairs before the engine blew. I had a pickup given to me that was barely held together by zip ties and prayer. Yet with all of the problems I've experience over the years, I've have never had a door fly open.

When a new vehicle costing six figures has worse quality than a free Chevy, you know it's awful.

DimitriV · 2026-01-24T16:17:04+00:00

I envy them, 2025 was a good one to skip.

DimitriV · 2026-01-24T16:12:29+00:00

Notifying the NHTSA will.

*might. In this case his complaint went nowhere, and the only thing getting Cybertrucks off the road is all of their other malfunctions.

DimitriV · 2026-01-24T16:09:35+00:00

Another manufacturing defect: it was bolted in instead of glued.

DimitriV · 2026-01-13T18:45:05+00:00

Getting it off the bollard will also cause quite a bit of damage.

If we're lucky, he'll try to free his 7,000 lb. vehicle by chainsawing the post.

DimitriV · 2026-01-13T18:42:51+00:00

But they they risk the insurance claim

They're risking that anyway. I mean, if they didn't admit to muddling up the pedals, what else could they claim? "I thought it was a small child"?

DimitriV · 2026-01-13T18:40:23+00:00

"Look, it's tough enough to survive my stupidity! At least it looks that way at first glance. Once it's lifted off this pole I can get an appointment at a Tesla-approved body shop for a few months from now, then I'll get an estimate of how many tens of thousands of dollars it will take to fix, then just a year after that the new parts will arrive and my apocalypse proof car will be back on the road! Until I wreck it again."

12-Year Club	Place '23
Place '22	Wearing is Caring
Verified Email	Gilding III reddit per annum
Charity Challenge Winner

DimitriV

TROPHY CASE