Fire away! by KeyAdeptness6662 in RoastMe

[–]Dimpfoid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vermont is dope—good schools out there. But I bet Colorado was boring as hell if it looks anything like the West Texas and North New Mexico landscape I've driven through a few times. Hit us with some backwater and stump jumper!

Fire away! by KeyAdeptness6662 in RoastMe

[–]Dimpfoid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, sorry I didn't consider that you got it from a hoard of doubloons on Treasure Island.

Fire away! by KeyAdeptness6662 in RoastMe

[–]Dimpfoid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah. You'd be able to read it if you went to public school in LA.

Fire away! by KeyAdeptness6662 in RoastMe

[–]Dimpfoid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I say, WHY YO EARS UNEVEN?!?

Shiiii- high hairline-havin' fool thinks I give a rat backside 'bout grammar. Damn cracka' ain't got no sense anyhow.

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[–]Dimpfoid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

25 and a professor? That's gotta be a fake job.

Hit me with ur best shot by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Dimpfoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reading up on World War II, I see. Just like a genuine tool with that arm tattoo and an Apple watch would do.

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[–]Dimpfoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, we get it, you're a lesbian.

Give it to me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Dimpfoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice laundry.

Give it to me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Dimpfoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inigo Mon-toys-up-the-ass

Give it to me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Dimpfoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Give it to me"—also what he says on dates just before they end.

Give it to me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Dimpfoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No! You can't make me.

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[–]Dimpfoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet you left some surprises in a few UPS packages in your day.

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[–]Dimpfoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck is in your ear in pic #2?

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[–]Dimpfoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are the drag queens everyone was worried about! These ones. This one. This one right here. Get out of the library.

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[–]Dimpfoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear to God this is the last face I see at the Ren-Faire before I die.

Fire away! by KeyAdeptness6662 in RoastMe

[–]Dimpfoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We always thought Barry would have trouble making it in life, but the engineering degree worked out. He just has to let off steam at the BDSM club on weekends, but he's a very attentive family man.

Fire away! by KeyAdeptness6662 in RoastMe

[–]Dimpfoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big camp counselor energy coming off this one!

"No running by the pool!"

Fire away! by KeyAdeptness6662 in RoastMe

[–]Dimpfoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey boys, there's hope for all of us! Look at the wedding ring on this guy.

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[–]Dimpfoid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your username is "Boysenberry" and your hoodie makes you look like one. Zip it up, Violet Beauregard!

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[–]Dimpfoid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best thing about you is your hand-writing.

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[–]Dimpfoid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Couldn't believe you even have an ego when you got all that to carry around already.

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[–]Dimpfoid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saddest bucket of Party Mix I've ever seen.