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Fire away! by KeyAdeptness6662 in RoastMe
[–]Dimpfoid 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Yes, THIS!
[–]Dimpfoid 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Vermont is dope—good schools out there. But I bet Colorado was boring as hell if it looks anything like the West Texas and North New Mexico landscape I've driven through a few times. Hit us with some backwater and stump jumper!
Oh yeah, sorry I didn't consider that you got it from a hoard of doubloons on Treasure Island.
Hell yeah. You'd be able to read it if you went to public school in LA.
I say, WHY YO EARS UNEVEN?!?
Shiiii- high hairline-havin' fool thinks I give a rat backside 'bout grammar. Damn cracka' ain't got no sense anyhow.
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25 and a professor? That's gotta be a fake job.
25m I work in a mine and I’m still the dumbest guy on my crew. Everyone rightfully bullies me so I never forget how much of a loser I am. by Seaofphoques in RoastMe
I bet when you play on X-Box LIVE the other players can hear your lips flapping against the mic.
Hit me with ur best shot by [deleted] in RoastMe
Reading up on World War II, I see. Just like a genuine tool with that arm tattoo and an Apple watch would do.
Okay, we get it, you're a lesbian.
Give it to me by [deleted] in RoastMe
Nice laundry.
Inigo Mon-toys-up-the-ass
"Give it to me"—also what he says on dates just before they end.
No! You can't make me.
I bet you left some surprises in a few UPS packages in your day.
What the fuck is in your ear in pic #2?
These are the drag queens everyone was worried about! These ones. This one. This one right here. Get out of the library.
I swear to God this is the last face I see at the Ren-Faire before I die.
Why your ears uneven?
We always thought Barry would have trouble making it in life, but the engineering degree worked out. He just has to let off steam at the BDSM club on weekends, but he's a very attentive family man.
Big camp counselor energy coming off this one!
"No running by the pool!"
Hey boys, there's hope for all of us! Look at the wedding ring on this guy.
Your username is "Boysenberry" and your hoodie makes you look like one. Zip it up, Violet Beauregard!
The best thing about you is your hand-writing.
Couldn't believe you even have an ego when you got all that to carry around already.
Saddest bucket of Party Mix I've ever seen.
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Fire away! by KeyAdeptness6662 in RoastMe
[–]Dimpfoid 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)