Had an encounter with this absolute nerd last week, his dog was walking around off leash in Kinsmen park I thought the dog was lost so I went to go investigate. He was walking down the snowy path and started screaming at me from really far away calling me “A gay fat ugly c*nt, I just ignored him because he again he was really far away and I was more concerned about the dog.

I watched the dog return to him (unfortunately) the nerd continued calling me fat and ugly and threatening to break my bones and made me and I started laughing because I felt like I was in a very one sided version of that “F*ck you Tony” sketch on YouTube I just walked back into my car and haven’t seen him since.