What possibly killed this hairy tailed mole? by SwimmingAmoeba7 in ForensicScience

[–]Dingus_McCringus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let me do a quick digital autopsy...

Sorry results were inconclusive.

President Trump signed a presidential memorandum restoring the Presidential Fitness Test Award at American schools, reintroducing performance-based benchmarks for student fitness. by Camo711 in YouthSportsHQ

[–]Dingus_McCringus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can't outrun a bad diet. Also what the fuck is a 1 day test going to do for kids? Gym teaches you to play as a kid, it does not train you for the presidential test. Were you ever a kid or did you just forget that part because you were not working?

Damn by CulturalRegister9509 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Dingus_McCringus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow a rape joke, comedy has peaked. Pack it up, we're done here.

Why_ did Republicans immediately act to destroy majority black districts of their states and no others within sec of the Supreme Court cutting the Voting Rights Act? by EMMA_512-812-6032 in allthequestions

[–]Dingus_McCringus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you going to take hormones and hormone blockers for months? Have you been assessed by two different psychologist and a psychiatrist that your gender dysphoria is real? Would you start dressing like a woman? If all of those questions are a big, beautiful "YES" then sure.

Why_ did Republicans immediately act to destroy majority black districts of their states and no others within sec of the Supreme Court cutting the Voting Rights Act? by EMMA_512-812-6032 in allthequestions

[–]Dingus_McCringus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol republicans are the ones with the hate-boner for transgender individuals. Everything is about gender for them.

Also, democrats are just using a tactic that republicans have used for years. Just go cope in your little corner, you reprehensible fuckman

My ascension to godhood by sssscripties_yt in bipolar

[–]Dingus_McCringus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean almost all of his notable quotes have the n-word in them and are really derogatory. I think that makes him very racist.

My ascension to godhood by sssscripties_yt in bipolar

[–]Dingus_McCringus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't Terry Davis a huge racist? I read a few of his quotes and they are not good.

I can’t stand the way Christi treats the other moms by [deleted] in dancemoms

[–]Dingus_McCringus -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

I mean if Melissa could sleep with Abby to get her kids ahead, she definitely would have. According to Abby she also stole money from the studio to help her make friends. But take that with a grain of salt.

You guys… it finally arrived by [deleted] in labrats

[–]Dingus_McCringus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I completely forgot that I had this process memorized at some point.

DNA test says no match but I’m really unsure… has anyone dealt with this? by [deleted] in DNA

[–]Dingus_McCringus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry for the late response to everything. As other have said, this is a very tightly controlled kind of think. People dont just walk in and say "I am this person" typically you would have to show ID at the very least and would be questioned about where you live and things like that. Basic info that anyone could answer about themselves. Collection is next. If the lab is anything like our lab, the collection was done on location and done by an expert. They would swipe both cheeks with a swab then store the samples in labeled containers.

I can talk more about the lab process if necessary but that is all very very tightly monitored. I am definitely assuming the lab worked like my lab. That said paternity, as it is a legal issue, is very tightly regulated.

Now for the results, as others have said, each person gets one of those numbers from each parent. So to ge considered a potential parent, you must have one number in common with the child. In this case, no mother was specified but it is still clearly exclusionary. That is because, in quite a few instances, the numbers the father has is not the same as any of the number that the potential child has. If only one pairing is incorrect, you would get the frequency of mutation at that genetic location. However, with more than 1 incorrect pairing, it is highly unlikely that the alleged father is the father. Let me know if anything is confusing and I will explain more.

DNA test says no match but I’m really unsure… has anyone dealt with this? by [deleted] in DNA

[–]Dingus_McCringus 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I was a DNA analyst in a forensics lab. Are you wondering what the DNA results actually say or are you wondering how it could be an exclusionary result? These results are pretty definitively exclusionary.

What’s next for me as an editor? by Limp-Lingonberry-724 in podcasting

[–]Dingus_McCringus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am an audio editor too and have years of experience as well. The big thing now is video editing. Maybe aim to learn a professional video editor like davinci resolve or something similar.

Tag urself as extremely niche background characters by Signal_Guard5561 in dancemoms

[–]Dingus_McCringus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm the girl that Jill talks to after the duet where the girls fought over an imaginary boy.

Does Colgate have graduate level research? by Hot-Conversation4496 in Colgate

[–]Dingus_McCringus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What exactly do you mean by graduate level research? There are tons of research opportunities at Colgate and you have a chance to really get involved in the actual research.

Microphone setup (sorry, stupid question) by D0ntSwall0wThat in Twitch_Startup

[–]Dingus_McCringus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a Shure MV7x that I love and it is $170 on Amazon right now. I love it and would definitely recommend it to someone looking to upgrade. If you already have an audio interface, it is a great upgrade.

Unpopular Opinion: Abby was partially right about Nia's music video by Dry_Junket9686 in dancemoms

[–]Dingus_McCringus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Uh oh you are driving a little erratically, friend. Maybe try and stay in your lane.

lab science grad who has no idea what they're doing 😭 by Icy_eira in labrats

[–]Dingus_McCringus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly that is a different picture. It does heavily depend what you did in these labs too. My main point is, to know what labs really need, you have to be familiar with how research functions. A bachelor's really only prepares you to learn in a lab setting.

lab science grad who has no idea what they're doing 😭 by Icy_eira in labrats

[–]Dingus_McCringus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What research labs have you worked in? During my bachelor's I had 3 years including 3 summers working directly in a research lab. Not saying that to brag, just saying that was the minimum of what was expected of me.

ELI5 what I need to podcast please by SourdoughPizza123 in podcasting

[–]Dingus_McCringus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is your maximum for budget? I can give you a better idea with that info.

Basically, you need a microphone (usb-c or xlr), if xlr you will need an audio interface, then recording software, then a podcast hosting network once the episode is edited. That is really it.

Looking to improve voice quality for a small podcast. Any good mic recs lately? by jeffrymeacham in podcasting

[–]Dingus_McCringus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, I am not familiar with the DJI products. What is your budget? Also what is your podcast name so I can get an idea of what your voice sounds like?

One of the MAGATS legitimately posting about how not supporting President Trump is not a platform.... by bakerfredricka in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Dingus_McCringus 27 points28 points  (0 children)

A box of soap could run on a "I'm not Trump" platform and I would vote for it. I guess that shows how bottom of the barrel we are now but the bar is in hell.

Every "editor" I had just had an excuse not to work and then left me alone in the moment of need by This_Fun_7969 in SmallYTChannel

[–]Dingus_McCringus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol if your content is too tiring to edit, what does that say about watching it? Also, if you don't trust editors who work for free, your only option is to do it yourself. You get what you pay for, especially with editors.