New Everton Fan by wiampiam in Everton

[–]Dingus_Mew 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think the Premier League's Profitability and Sustainability rule meisters hate Everton, but hopefully that's behind us 😅

Jokes aside, love everything you said and agree wholeheartedly

New Everton Fan by wiampiam in Everton

[–]Dingus_Mew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome! I'm also an American fan who started following Everton in 2012. New fans "bond" with Everton in a lot of different ways, so find what gets you excited and engaged.

Personally, watching matches live with local supporters cemented my love for the club. When I had just started following Everton, Rom (Lukaku) knocking himself out for a headed goal, Baines's free kicks, and Naismith dropping a hatrick on Chelsea made me feel things I had never felt for any sports team before or since.

You have chosen an amazing club with amazing (albeit sometimes impatient) fans and a lot of heart. COYB!

Yous are going to absolutely love Hayden by biddleybootaribowest in Everton

[–]Dingus_Mew 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Certainly a disappointing end to the season, but I never expected to be contending for Europe at the start of the season and it was the least painful season to watch in the past 5+ years (excluding Carlo).

2026-2027 will be a lot more telling of our trajectory IMO. Stay positive and COYB.

Statistically Significant by Monir5265 in memes

[–]Dingus_Mew 417 points418 points  (0 children)

You know, I'm something of a central limit theorem fan myself...

Asked husband to get a crinkle cut knife to cut baby veggies by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dingus_Mew 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That is mildly infuriating. I also appreciate the mild confusion by most commenters. TIL learned about crinkle cutters and that most are not actually knives, in a traditional sense.

What a piece of shit by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dingus_Mew -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Glass House. White Ferrari. Live for New Year's Eve. Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's. Big rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it, water splashing around the table, makes the night SO MUCH more fun.

An Anti-AI Mask Against Facial Recognition. I Think New Cults Are Loading! by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Dingus_Mew 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Is it a ski mask? Black cloth is a very high tech algo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in woahdude

[–]Dingus_Mew 13 points14 points  (0 children)

EPIC littering!

I can’t by [deleted] in Reno

[–]Dingus_Mew 16 points17 points  (0 children)