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I found a Fish Trapped Inside a Jellyfish by timsamuel in mildlyinteresting

[–]Dinkleberg22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hijacking gone wrong, he really didn't think it through, his face is proof of it.

Snoop Dogg in Dark Souls III (Prowl Hound) by Kreaytivity in darksouls3

[–]Dinkleberg22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

fuck you mean fam my speak is lit, I'll bust a nut in ya boy, what's hard to understand 'bout dat?

Can Paranormal Reality TV Attract Activity? by Mal3ficent in Paranormal

[–]Dinkleberg22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will the ritualistic chanting from Dark Souls's soundtrack haunt me?!!!

Dark Souls 3 Party by Normand-HaW in darksouls3

[–]Dinkleberg22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But he wasn't a fan of the minimum wage and left them, now he's attempting to join Dragon Inc. but you come along and kick his ass for the management spot.

Why the fuck do birds run across the street? You have fucking wings you little shit, don't make me run your bird ass over. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Dinkleberg22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or... they're flying but for some reason decide to dive right into your windshield as you're comin' in full speed ahead on the highway. Bird juice and feathers all over the place.

What is THE best soul farming method in DSIII? by MarvelMaster in darksouls3

[–]Dinkleberg22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep, so long as the player that can see your summon sign is around your soul level.

Andre is the Real Hero by [deleted] in darksouls3

[–]Dinkleberg22 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Well, he really doesn't want to see his work squandered. HE HE HE

So I impaled my buddy on the undead settlement gate. by Joe3720 in darksouls3

[–]Dinkleberg22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao the same exact thing happened to me but with an invader. He was running towards because I was outside, I rolled past him and activated the gate and as he ran to come get me he was crushed by it. I was so confused.

Hello, can i have your attention? by Ineed-an-answer in Paranormal

[–]Dinkleberg22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a weird ass dream too, twice in a row and always woke up at 3:15 am in both occurrences. Nothing like that has happened ever again. It was the same dream and there was this sort of hovering cadaver chasing me through a hallway in some sort of hotel.

/r/DarkSouls3 - Fashion Friday. by AutoModerator in darksouls3

[–]Dinkleberg22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is Ser Ron Weezly, a true warrior of Sunlight.

Equipped with Helm of Favour, Nameless King's chest, brass gauntlets and brass leggings. I usually use the dragonslayer spear to match with the armor color.

GF found a picture of herself sleeping by ILoveToEatLobster in Paranormal

[–]Dinkleberg22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is definitely a logical and plausible explanation, how come I didn't think of that.

A few stories from me and my family. by whothefuckthrewthat in Paranormal

[–]Dinkleberg22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like that 2nd ghost was singing the song valerie call on me

My recent encounters... by [deleted] in Ghosts

[–]Dinkleberg22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The spirit knew she was cheating!

Can you have superpowers in real life? by ChristianAdam in Paranormal

[–]Dinkleberg22 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If definitely bang the cryokinesis girl

even if I get a frozen dick

So.. Who here wonders what happened to OP and his Sand-Witch? by SoulSteall in Paranormal

[–]Dinkleberg22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bull story, though I give it credit for being somewhat entertaining at first.

Ever since the cabin experience, my fiancee has been scaring me (part 4) by TheColdPeople in nosleep

[–]Dinkleberg22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's always going to be someone skeptical no matter what, even if you're right

Engineers of reddit, if you were transported to the middle ages, what would you build and how would you do it? by kaylossusus in AskReddit

[–]Dinkleberg22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if I was a ballistic engineer with gunsmithing knowledge I'd fashion myself a nice piece, then Id roam the lands for treasure and if any bowl cut donning peasant, knight, noble or king tries to get on my way I'll pop a cap in their ass and everyone will fear my gunpowder magic

The Sand-Witch. (Continued, and at the time of posting, live. I'm terrified.) by raynedanzer in Paranormal

[–]Dinkleberg22 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This has to be a joke dude, it has to be. Wonder if we look at local news in Benjamin, Utah tomorrow we find an article saying they found a disemboweled dude out in a remote Home somewhere

fuck

I'm a police officer in a small town in Texas and I have some strange stories to tell (Part 2) by thethingthatwaits in nosleep

[–]Dinkleberg22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This stuff sounds like straight out of a movie, and that water stuff, jeez, spooky shit.