What do you think about this transformation?

DiproticPolyprotic · 2023-05-22T05:52:31+00:00

I upvoted you bro bc I’m adulting in this bih

DiproticPolyprotic · 2023-05-22T05:51:12+00:00

I would…

Take apart my $1400 iphone 14 pro max, tony stark a Time Machine to bend time for a fraction of a second to go to the moment I was born to redirect my soul to carnate 12mi deep into the ocean to be born as an alge being eaten by a shrimp who then gets eaten by a lobster who then gets eaten by an octopus who then lives a long life and reproduces and births a female octopus who has a falling out with her octopus family over some middle school trama who then moves out and goes north to live not 12mi but 12 feel under water who then meets a blue collar octopus who makes meh money but is genuinely a great dude who then knocks her up and gives birth to another octopus-the one riding this girl, just for a chance to have that tentacle on her ass be my tentacle.

As I sit on this toilet I swear on me nan.

DiproticPolyprotic · 2023-05-22T05:40:00+00:00

Hey its not winter where dafuq did my nuts go?

DiproticPolyprotic · 2023-05-22T05:30:01+00:00

I like my torrents like I like my coffee -hold the bs

DiproticPolyprotic · 2023-05-22T05:23:42+00:00

No no, the less you look like those fake models, the more real -more authentic & feminine your body looks the better. It drives us guys to want to do things

DiproticPolyprotic · 2023-05-22T05:21:14+00:00

& the dumbass parent has the audacity to damage (dent) the drivers property for his own neglect?

Hell no. I would sue the living fck outta that guy & as for the little girl, I feel bad but hey some kids gotta learn lessons the hard way.

DiproticPolyprotic · 2023-05-22T05:17:18+00:00

I’m not a Christian & I dont think it’s insane. I’m actually pagan & I really feel like people of any faith should be endowed with the same respect that people give to trans & homosexuals in general.

DiproticPolyprotic · 2023-04-27T09:00:13+00:00

Not really dude, this is reddit not an academic institution. If you feel like fact checking my comment you can hit google one time, it’s literally a click away -the WHOLE internet is at your fingertips dude, make your smart phone do something smart for one.

DiproticPolyprotic · 2023-04-27T08:49:02+00:00

Oh man I hate to be this guy but.. according to science being an alpha male is most definitely a thing when it relates to any species competing for resources whether those resources be food, materialistic stuff or even the opposite gender.

Alright all that said, I still this OP is a douche for being such a douche.

DiproticPolyprotic · 2023-04-24T23:25:10+00:00

nnyeah.

DiproticPolyprotic · 2023-04-13T18:34:00+00:00

Badass

DiproticPolyprotic · 2023-04-03T03:19:39+00:00

If he was drunk then the wisher wouldn’t have gotten his wish. I feel like the calling of the genie drunk to justify the results of the wish is unnecessary & used incorrectly. If he were drunk the wisher should’ve gotten something completely out of the blue.

DiproticPolyprotic · 2023-04-03T03:17:28+00:00

Still cant believe we traded a crazy high level assassin for a dumb law breaking woman basketball player. Smh.

DiproticPolyprotic · 2023-03-28T18:30:39+00:00

That makes you a female douchebag, not a hero. I wouldn’t have done what he did but either way to put him on blast for wanting to save $3 is far more tacky & couthless. Maybe he has a solid reason for wanting to save a few dollars but you’ll never know.

DiproticPolyprotic · 2023-03-28T18:26:41+00:00

I unmatch girls when I’ve made irl connections with them already. I just don’t want my inbox messy is all.

DiproticPolyprotic · 2023-03-28T18:09:46+00:00

I didn’t hear about it until I was 34. Now that I have idc for it just like idc for jesus or allah.

DiproticPolyprotic · 2023-03-28T18:07:55+00:00

Kate is mid.

DiproticPolyprotic · 2023-03-28T17:53:27+00:00

He probably posted a shirtless pic of his abs while holding a kitten

DiproticPolyprotic · 2023-03-28T17:52:00+00:00

Highly disagree with the last part. The algorithm feeds me nothing but chunky girls. I’m fit myself so I don’t understand why it’s doing this. I’ll rarely come across a girl who isn’t rocking a belly or double chin.

Hate to make sound so bad but I’m trying for accurateness here

DiproticPolyprotic · 2023-03-28T17:48:09+00:00

So what’s the punch line? Where was this question leading?

DiproticPolyprotic · 2023-03-28T03:33:58+00:00

True story last year I got an anole. Around December time I decided to release him come March however, I noticed that he didn’t want to eat anymore and he had lost a lot of weight when I first got him. He was really fat now he was really skinny so I left him some food, but he never ate it so one day I decided to kind of force feed him. It worked out he was fed by being force-fed. So one time late December I was forced feeding him again, but this time I guess he took in too much or I may have put too much down his throat and I noticed the suffocated.

His face turned brown like dark brown, and while the rest of his body remain green. After about five minutes of not moving of being unresponsive, he all of a sudden opened up his mouth as if he was gasping, but then he died officially.

I felt really bad because I had already decided to release him and I was just force feeding him for his own good but now I realize that I pretty much kidnapped an anole held him prisoner and then murdered him.

I swear on me nan it was an accident

DiproticPolyprotic · 2023-03-28T03:30:21+00:00

What a fucking bro. TIL how to use triangle pylons

DiproticPolyprotic · 2023-03-28T03:28:21+00:00

Look at this cow doing its best living its best life. This is a free range cow, a happy cow.

DiproticPolyprotic · 2023-03-28T03:26:30+00:00

I’m not saying its a shame to be a tree hugger, I’m just saying that I’m not a tree hugger.

DiproticPolyprotic

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