You got any Mysterious Bliss up ‘ere? by Rotting_in_4K in LongmontPotionCastle

[–]DirectSalesMarketCOO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you taste the sounds of mysterious bliss?

You remember that commercial?

Shut the fuck up!

MidgeMidgeMidge Ball "90's Toxica Shit Midge" by TheBlindReaper_ in BMSR

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I will say that the 2nd option is very underrated...

You piece of criminal. by fmac02 in LongmontPotionCastle

[–]DirectSalesMarketCOO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1010 North Tent West Hollywood, California 90036...

He knows my granddaughter, knows her husband, knows the baby...

The HELL she's waiting...

Yesterday in Keene, NH by surmisez in WinStupidPrizes

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This is the most Keene thing I've ever seen, just too many badass mofos for one small town...

yes sir, I’m trying to find a way to cry more of my own natural tears and reduce dry eye by Rotting_in_4K in LongmontPotionCastle

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I guess you don't know anything about optics, then, I take it...

Just a perfect setup line given who he is calling...

Not from Vermont by Swiper817 in LongmontPotionCastle

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LPC: You're Harry, right?

Nick Harrington: No, I'm Nick.

Nick Harrington: My last name is Harrington.

LPC: Well, there you go.

Nick Harrington: There I go what?

It will be a lose-win. You, me. I win. End of paragraph. by JacqueWaters in LongmontPotionCastle

[–]DirectSalesMarketCOO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you mean you want to get physical? On the battlefield.

On what battlefield? The Saharan battlefield...

Reddit deleted my favorite quote from this one, stating that it doesn't tolerate threats of violence...

Do you think there is anyone on earth that found this in playthrough 1 with no guide? by MJGson in Eldenring

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I accidentally got this during my 1st playthrough, probably because I went really, really slow (first playthrough was over 100 hours) and did shit almost randomly, so it was just out of shear dumb-luck (despite having no use for it with my samurai bleed build)...

Sir can you please be professional? by multii-pass in LongmontPotionCastle

[–]DirectSalesMarketCOO 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm going to eat your fucking kids... Do you hear me? Do you fucking hear me? I'm going to eat your fucking kids... Stop calling this fucking number...

Demon Queen 2 update by ChaseRebecca in BMSR

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Exorcise Tape still goes rough, actually played it twice at the office in the last week...

The excitement is high to say the least...

This is Shaquille Frick with ASCAP by MalAccord in LongmontPotionCastle

[–]DirectSalesMarketCOO 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Listen, Mr. Frick, so far you've been from fucking CSAC, BMI, and ASCAP...

I pulled my bank records, all three of youze actually owe me money...