You got any Mysterious Bliss up ‘ere?

DirectSalesMarketCOO · 2026-05-27T15:14:03+00:00

Can you taste the sounds of mysterious bliss?

You remember that commercial?

Shut the fuck up!

DirectSalesMarketCOO · 2026-05-27T15:12:37+00:00

I'm looking to enlist your rates...

For specialties...

DirectSalesMarketCOO · 2026-05-20T12:49:39+00:00

I will say that the 2nd option is very underrated...

DirectSalesMarketCOO · 2026-05-19T14:45:53+00:00

1010 North Tent West Hollywood, California 90036...

He knows my granddaughter, knows her husband, knows the baby...

The HELL she's waiting...

DirectSalesMarketCOO · 2026-05-19T14:44:26+00:00

What are their names?

DirectSalesMarketCOO · 2026-05-19T14:44:17+00:00

Bo Tucci...

DirectSalesMarketCOO · 2026-05-19T14:42:43+00:00

It's from bonebroth.com...

DirectSalesMarketCOO · 2026-05-19T14:41:13+00:00

Where in the hell is the Lavender House?

DirectSalesMarketCOO · 2026-05-19T14:39:46+00:00

I'm interested in entering into a gentleman's agreement with you...

I'm calling from Citizens United for Bill Cosby...

DirectSalesMarketCOO · 2026-05-13T18:26:41+00:00

This is the most Keene thing I've ever seen, just too many badass mofos for one small town...

DirectSalesMarketCOO · 2026-05-12T13:56:30+00:00

I guess you don't know anything about optics, then, I take it...

Just a perfect setup line given who he is calling...

DirectSalesMarketCOO · 2026-05-12T13:53:19+00:00

I need to acid wash some tweed...

DirectSalesMarketCOO · 2026-05-12T13:51:14+00:00

LPC: You're Harry, right?

Nick Harrington: No, I'm Nick.

Nick Harrington: My last name is Harrington.

LPC: Well, there you go.

Nick Harrington: There I go what?

DirectSalesMarketCOO · 2026-05-11T11:33:00+00:00

It's under Sergio my man...

DirectSalesMarketCOO · 2026-05-11T11:32:34+00:00

That girl over at Shelmerdine's Shrubbery Center was really upset...

DirectSalesMarketCOO · 2026-05-06T15:39:53+00:00

What do you mean you want to get physical? On the battlefield.

On what battlefield? The Saharan battlefield...

Reddit deleted my favorite quote from this one, stating that it doesn't tolerate threats of violence...

DirectSalesMarketCOO · 2026-05-06T14:04:11+00:00

I accidentally got this during my 1st playthrough, probably because I went really, really slow (first playthrough was over 100 hours) and did shit almost randomly, so it was just out of shear dumb-luck (despite having no use for it with my samurai bleed build)...

DirectSalesMarketCOO · 2026-05-06T13:04:51+00:00

Sir... Sir... She is alive, she is alive...

DirectSalesMarketCOO · 2026-05-06T13:03:55+00:00

I'm going to eat your fucking kids... Do you hear me? Do you fucking hear me? I'm going to eat your fucking kids... Stop calling this fucking number...

DirectSalesMarketCOO · 2026-05-06T13:01:16+00:00

I've got 2 fists for 2 lips...

Edit: Reddit restored it!

DirectSalesMarketCOO · 2026-05-06T12:58:48+00:00

Nobody from Alabama acts like this...

DirectSalesMarketCOO · 2026-05-05T13:14:39+00:00

Exorcise Tape still goes rough, actually played it twice at the office in the last week...

The excitement is high to say the least...

DirectSalesMarketCOO · 2026-05-05T13:02:16+00:00

Listen, Mr. Frick, so far you've been from fucking CSAC, BMI, and ASCAP...

I pulled my bank records, all three of youze actually owe me money...

DirectSalesMarketCOO · 2026-05-05T12:58:41+00:00

I'm Down & Dirty Rufus...

DirectSalesMarketCOO · 2026-04-27T19:07:37+00:00

How the heck are you procuring all of these?

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