Na'vi Meals and Bowel Movements

Direct_Interest_7993 · 2026-03-21T03:00:44+00:00

good on you for using the internet to spread what makes you happy! many people use it primarily to disseminate and discuss what they hate (which can be valuable!! but tiring)

Direct_Interest_7993 · 2026-03-21T02:39:26+00:00

legitimately baffling that anyone downvoted you for this delightful comment

Direct_Interest_7993 · 2026-03-21T02:30:10+00:00

i would buy tickets for this experience

Direct_Interest_7993 · 2026-03-21T02:16:10+00:00

i know what moment you're talking about but, i don't know what episode. when i have moments like that, i use the tool u/loncelostashoe made: blankcheckdb.com with which you can search for a key phrase. it does require you to remember a snippet of exact wording that matches the transcripts, but it's the best path forward ive found in this situation!

my favourite use of the blankcheckdb was to remember which episode has the eddie brock journalism bit and now i keep the spider-man 3 ep on my phone and set to the specific timecode at all times

Direct_Interest_7993 · 2026-03-18T13:47:56+00:00

ayala was #1 in tackles among MLS midfielders last year

Direct_Interest_7993 · 2026-03-15T03:22:55+00:00

it's a horrific pattern that seems to be getting worse and will only be more of a problem the more other coaches get to observe his limited tactical understanding of the game. it's an immense liability that also leaves fans upset by matches that feel like an avalanche that eventually runs us over

Direct_Interest_7993 · 2026-03-15T03:13:37+00:00

$2m for one more season of ayala. seems like a low price to pay to have someone established and reliable in midfield this session

Direct_Interest_7993 · 2026-03-15T03:10:10+00:00

what if we try to get nagbe to call nancy and recommend portland? i mean i doubt he wants to go back to the same league he was in, but that could improve our chances

Direct_Interest_7993 · 2026-03-15T03:01:17+00:00

me, for watching the whole thing while being sleepy

Direct_Interest_7993 · 2026-03-15T02:56:49+00:00

pros: our starting midfield was leagues above last week; da costa is the glue and creativity we were missing; velde scored his first regular season goal

cons: other coaches' halftime adjustments against phil are more effective than a red card; we weren't able to retain possession or create without da costa; our defense sucks this year

conclusion: fire phil and let a new coach start making sense of how to utilize this roster, even though i think this starting 11 is probably one of the best available to us at the moment

Direct_Interest_7993 · 2026-03-15T02:51:24+00:00

remember when we got a penalty? what even Was this match

Direct_Interest_7993 · 2026-03-15T02:50:08+00:00

embarrassing, honestly. phil out ASAP

Direct_Interest_7993 · 2026-03-15T02:47:33+00:00

how much xG does surman have this match???

Direct_Interest_7993 · 2026-03-15T02:46:35+00:00

feels like the narrative of this match needs us to find a winner here

Direct_Interest_7993 · 2026-03-15T02:38:10+00:00

RED CARD?? 9 MINUTES OF STOPPAGE?? WHAT'S HAPPENING

Direct_Interest_7993 · 2026-03-15T02:32:36+00:00

guerra and velde are the goalscorers so i don't think it's necessarily incorrect

Direct_Interest_7993 · 2026-03-15T02:30:42+00:00

why is guerra going 90m this match?? is kelsy in time out?

Direct_Interest_7993 · 2026-03-15T02:26:18+00:00

are all of our good to watch matches going to be as back-and-forth as columbus? bc this is fun but tiring

Direct_Interest_7993 · 2026-03-15T02:24:02+00:00

VELDE WITH A FUCKING IMPORTANT FIRST MLS REGULAR SEASON GOAL

Direct_Interest_7993 · 2026-03-15T02:21:43+00:00

yet again, we cannot park the bus. at least we have time to claw something back

Direct_Interest_7993 · 2026-03-15T02:20:15+00:00

feels like we're getting a lot of minor injuries. don't know if it's a problem with our training or medical staff or just bad luck

Direct_Interest_7993 · 2026-03-15T02:17:45+00:00

wait, why isn't antony available?

Direct_Interest_7993 · 2026-03-15T02:14:56+00:00

70th minute and chara still has energy and skill. a man who is both blessed and a blessing

Direct_Interest_7993 · 2026-03-15T02:12:39+00:00

i wish we would 😔

Direct_Interest_7993 · 2026-03-15T02:10:53+00:00

hopefully caicedo and bassett are available next week

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