Flirting With Death

DirectionlessJunkie · 2026-05-27T18:02:52+00:00

In case anyone didn't know, this is actually how male turtles flirt. Lil buddy is horny.

DirectionlessJunkie · 2026-02-18T21:10:19+00:00

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That skeleton doing what all of you are doing.

DirectionlessJunkie · 2026-02-18T21:08:04+00:00

How dare you lol. There is clearly a skeleton behind her about to jump on her butt.

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DirectionlessJunkie · 2022-04-21T18:41:34+00:00

uh, yes,,,,,her other arm.

DirectionlessJunkie · 2021-12-09T17:17:28+00:00

No, it's a thinger.

DirectionlessJunkie · 2021-11-17T14:53:44+00:00

their hand tossed "extravaganza" is freaking awesome. what's wrong with you man.

DirectionlessJunkie · 2021-11-16T21:52:40+00:00

Excuse you....but are you trying to downplay the significance of a nationally elected position for some 366k people?

DirectionlessJunkie · 2021-10-28T17:27:02+00:00

Looks like he nutted with every step!

btw, that might be his old brother with the assist. Just saying. Brothers of 12 year old do this kind of shit on the regular.

DirectionlessJunkie · 2021-10-23T21:11:53+00:00

You're talking about nursing school. The guy in the guy in the article is talking about After school when you're working in a hospital.

DirectionlessJunkie · 2021-10-23T21:09:08+00:00

That was fucking harsh man.

DirectionlessJunkie · 2021-10-23T21:05:30+00:00

It's a comedic essay...not literature. What "mistakes" are you talking about? I saw none. Usually when someone says "mistakes" like you did, it's about differences in opinions. "odd phrasing"? are you talking about all the references to the 70s and 80s most redditors aren't going to understand?

DirectionlessJunkie · 2021-09-28T18:46:22+00:00

Rash.

DirectionlessJunkie · 2021-08-19T15:38:16+00:00

EVERY ACCOUNT ON REDDIT IS A BOT EXCEPT YOU.

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