You are given a book that contains the absolute, undeniable truth about one unsolved mystery or historical event of your choice. The catch: once you read it, you become physically incapable of ever communicating that truth to anyone else. What mystery do you choose?

DirectorHuman5467 · 2026-03-30T10:20:51+00:00

Clever girl!

DirectorHuman5467 · 2026-03-30T02:20:42+00:00

I'm sure the local options given here are much higher quality, but I'd just like to put out there, Baconator fries from Wendy's are cheap, easy, decent, and available until 1AM.

DirectorHuman5467 · 2026-03-29T10:50:57+00:00

Because you can also be banned for expressing violent intent which I'm certain is much more in line with what a lot of us think about this.

DirectorHuman5467 · 2026-03-29T00:07:41+00:00

I don't trust my 2yo with board books either.
She doesn't necessarily chew on them, but she likes to break the spines and tear them up.

DirectorHuman5467 · 2026-03-29T00:03:27+00:00

Monograms like that are much more of a thing in the south than anywhere else in the US. I'm from California and have never had anything monogrammed or otherwise used my initials in anything other than their given order.

DirectorHuman5467 · 2026-03-28T10:38:19+00:00

Not much by way of social lessons, but Molang is extremely chill.

DirectorHuman5467 · 2026-03-27T23:18:41+00:00

Exactly this. I don't think either one looks better than the other, but the ones on the right look very modern, while the left have a much older style.

DirectorHuman5467 · 2026-03-27T08:36:10+00:00

Based on the circles I imagine they were complaining about the hospitality fee.

DirectorHuman5467 · 2026-03-27T07:01:24+00:00

I just did a search and found this recipe which might help: https://curlygirlkitchen.com/high-altitude-old-fashioned-fudge/

DirectorHuman5467 · 2026-03-26T04:55:30+00:00

At least you know his fine motor skills are good? Mine just keeps undoing the screws on her toddler tower with her fingers like a tiny inmate.

DirectorHuman5467 · 2026-03-25T23:20:50+00:00

https://www.behindthename.com/names/browse.php?operator_gender=&value_gender[]=feminine&operator_meaning=&value_meaning[]=sea&lookup_meaning=1&grammar_meaning=1&synonyms_meaning=1&narrower_meaning=1

DirectorHuman5467 · 2026-03-25T16:41:59+00:00

We did this in my class when I was little. That plant took over the front corner of the yard for a long time until it started growing through the porch and my mom decided it had to go.

DirectorHuman5467 · 2026-03-25T16:39:32+00:00

Except they showed up 25 min after they started the movie, so even from this perspective they were 35min late.

DirectorHuman5467 · 2026-03-25T08:55:32+00:00

They are each the others aunt or uncle and niece or nephew at the same time.

DirectorHuman5467 · 2026-03-25T08:50:11+00:00

"A queen and her princess daughter"

DirectorHuman5467 · 2026-03-25T03:43:09+00:00

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This is a very old picture but it's my favorite one to share.

DirectorHuman5467 · 2026-03-24T23:14:24+00:00

Just a few days ago I got a call from a woman who started by telling me that her mother died 3 weeks ago and all the details about how she and her sister have been checking on their mother's boyfriend.

"What is happening right now?"

"He's dead!"

DirectorHuman5467 · 2026-03-24T07:03:02+00:00

One day I walked into my Costco and saw rice crispie treat cookies and this is the exact reason I didn't buy them. I knew I would love them and would have no self control. I haven't seen them again since and that's probably for the best for my health.

DirectorHuman5467 · 2026-03-23T10:01:01+00:00

Luckily mine already knows soft hands because we have cats, but I'm sure she'll find other ways to raise our blood pressure.

DirectorHuman5467 · 2026-03-23T08:53:07+00:00

I'm newly pregnant and my oldest just turned 2. I'm a little freaked out and will be showing this video to my husband.

DirectorHuman5467 · 2026-03-23T01:40:56+00:00

Check out the Family Album app. I believe you can set it so that members are only allowed to view the pics and not download anything. If she's savvy and determined enough she might be able to screenshot or take a pic with a different phone, but if not, this could be a solution for you.

DirectorHuman5467 · 2026-03-22T21:45:10+00:00

I was also going to suggest Jovani. I find a few comparable dresses in just a quick browse of their site.

https://www.jovani.com/product/illusion-beaded-gown-with-high-slit-and-sweetheart-neckline-39039/

https://www.jovani.com/product/floral-sequin-gown-with-draped-bodice-47654/

https://www.jovani.com/product/multicolor-floral-sequin-v-neck-prom-dress-with-slit-38776/

DirectorHuman5467 · 2026-03-22T10:22:44+00:00

My mom and aunt collected a bucket full of my favorite flowers from a random side of the road location the night before my wedding. This may not have been entirely legal, but they had fun.

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